La madre que pario al cordero que inseminó la cordera que dió a luz al cabrón que ha colgado en bittorrent un archivo que solo se puede ver instalando un troyano en mi ordenador ( Read more... )

... really, 'Do not worry' is not how you start a sentence that ends with 'but your father's in the hospitalAnd yet that's what we all say in this situation, isn't it ( Read more... )

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God is been sued.

Really sued, there's been a lawsuit filled against him and all. Apparently Sen. Ernie Chambers (who looks kinda like Shepherd Book from Firefly) is sueing GOD for "making and continuing to make terroristic threats of grave harm to innumerable persons, including constituents of Plaintiff who Plaintiff has the duty to represent. ( Read more... )

The world in minascope until she gets the book:


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I went to the beach with braen this saturday. It was fun and we had a very nice morning with lots and lots of sun. After the beach time that I spent mainly taking a sunbath and braen spent mainly playing the Little Mermaid we walked back to braen's flat. Or at least that was the idea, but since we had to walk for hours braen said that she was tired and not in the mood ( Read more... )

So I went for a couple of days to my boss's house in the mountain ( Read more... )

This weekend I went with my mum and dad (and grandad, of course) to Benicassim because they had to check on the state of the '' in the apartment we inherited from my grandma. I don't usually go because... well, because I'm lazy I suppose, but the place is amazing. The old town, that is. Unfortunatley, and because we're such a stipud selfcentered ( Read more... )

So I made the dreaded call ( Read more... )

I'm such a nerd ( Read more... )