Dear Heenim, which one passes out first? [one-shot]
Title: Dear Heenim, which one passes out first?
Author: tetsuki (aka mimistetsuki)
Raiting: PG-13
Pairing: -
Main characters: Heechul, Sungmin, Ryeowook
Warnings: boozing, Leeteuk’s wild imagination
Notes: beta-ed
Summary: Heechul receives an interesting message from a fan.
A/N: This is my Christmas present to my dear friend Keita-Suski. We have thought how ryeowook (and sungmin) acts when they are drunk. This is what i can imagine. :D
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Heechul was reading his messages in twitter. ‘Nothing special again…’ he thought. Until suddenly, completely out of the blue, Heechul saw something quite interesting.
"Heenim, I’ve been thinking about something these past few days. And I know you can find the answer, if you just want to. I’ve wondered how Wookie and Sungmin act when they’re drunk, and more importantly, which one passes out first. So will you help me? Thanks"
Heechul stared at the laptop’s screen, his mouth wide open. 'What a question! Of course I know how they act when they’re drunk but I’m not too sure which one passes out first. (Maybe I pass out before them). AND HELL YEAH! I'M SO GONNA FIND OUT!' Heechul smirked evilly.
-☆-
Later that day when Heechul had told every Super Junior member that he wanted to party, which primarily means he wants booze, no-one objected, even though that Saturday when the party was planned due most of the members had a full schedule. That's the life on entertainer.
"Heechul, I think we can't drink tonight. It's only the three of us", Sungmin said sadly.
"I know it’s only us but I can’t see how that hinders our ability to drink? We have lot of alcohol and some really good food too", Heechul said and held up one beer bottle.
"But…They’ll get mad if we drink all this by ourselves!" Ryeowook quickly retorted.
"No they won’t, I bought it all!" Heechul said and handed a couple cans of beer to the boys.
“So…LET'S GET DRUNK TONIGHT!!!" Ryeowook and Sungmin nodded in agreement.
-☆-
After one hour of drinking Sungmin started to giggle hysterically.
"Hyung, what's so funny?" Ryeowook asked.
"Y-Yo-ㅋㅋ--YOU!" Sungmin said and fell off from the bench at the same time.
"SUNGMIN! How much have you drunk already?" Ryeowook asked worried.
"I don't know~" Sungmin answered, a huge smile on his face.
"Then no more alcohol for you!" Ryeowook stated.
"No Wookie, let him drink. We’ve been drinking only for a meager hour. I will look after him", Heechul helped Sungmin back to bench. Ryeowook opened his mouth to say something but Heechul interrupted him, " Wookie, I know what you’re going to say. I want you to have fun. Do you remember when you were drunk the last time?" Ryeowook mouthed no, "See? Now drink as much as you want. I want you to loosen up!" Ryeowook nodded.
"CHEERS!"Sungmin shouted happily
"CHEERRSSS!"
-☆-
"Let's sing!" Sungmin screamed. Heechul covered his ears; he really couldn’t stand screaming or whining from Sungmin's pink little mouth.
"YES! Let's sing!" Ryeowook shouted.
"Are you okay, Heechul hyung? Do your ears hurt?" Sungmin pouted cutely.
"Yeah, a little. I think I should go get some rest for a bit. You two have fun."
"OKAY WE WILL!" Sungmin waved his hand. ‘This bunny is too energetic’ Heechul thought silently.
"Heechul get well soon. I love you. I REALLY DO! Don't die ok? Because I love you! You have to get well soon!!!" Ryeowook hugged Heechul tightly.
"Wookie… I'm not dying, my ears just hurt. I’ll be back after I’ve taken a nap. Don't worry." ‘Sorry Wookie but I come out my room tomorrow when Leeteuk has calmed down. Just for my safety’
"You sure?"
"Yes"
"Okay, I love you. Good...nap!"
"Thanks", Heechul escaped from Ryeowook's embrace and rushed to his bedroom.
-☆-
Sungmin and Ryeowook started to dance and sing H.O.T. - Candy together and unfortunately Heechul could hear them clearly even through the walls and closed doors. He laughed their drunk-note voice. ‘Definitely drunk.’
After Candy Sungmin wanted to sing solo. Well… That was a disaster. Heechul tried to calm down in his room ' I just can’t stand Sungmin’s cute singing. I feel like I want to slap him RIGHT. NOW! AAGGHH where are my earplugs?’ But Ryeowook was enjoying the singing wholeheartedly and clapped his hand when Sungmin ended his song.
"I WANT ICE CREAM" Sungmin whined 'What a baby' Heechul thought. Both Sungmin and Ryeowook ran to the kitchen and after some digging through the freezer found a few ice cream cones.
"I WANT A STRAWBERRY ONE" Sungmin whined.
"There's only vanilla…" Ryeowook pouted.
"Hmp! Stupid freezer.” Soon Sungmin forgot his anger in his drunken stupor and licked his ice cream.
"Sungmin"
"mmm"
"Do you know? ... I love you."
"Yes I know. And I love you too! REALLYY MUCH!"
"BUT I LOVE YOU MORE!" Suddenly Ryeowook hugged Sungmin and started repeating "I love you”
"Wookie...YA! Wookie!! MY POOR ICE CREAM!" Sungmin patted Ryeowook’s back
"Ah… what?" Ryeowook asked and stopped hugging Sungmin. Sungmin pointed his pink shirt which was dirtied by the ice cream that was caught between them.
"OH I'M SORRY! SUNGMIN PLEASE FORGIVE ME!! I LOVE YOU! DON'T HATE ME! PLEASE! SORRY!" Ryeowook panicked and without noticing he dropped his own ice cream.
"It's okay Ryeowook. But I want the smutch off"
”I’ll clean it up since it’s my fault!" Ryeowook tried to wipe off the melting ice cream with his hand but it only smeared it further.
"It won’t go away" Ryeowook pouted.
"Then I’ll take my shirt off!"
"I’ll help you with that!" Ryeowook helped Sungmin take off his shirt.
"It's so cold!!" Sungmin giggled when he felt the cold air touch his skin. Hearing the bubbling giggle Ryeowook wanted to tease little bunny. He tickled Sungmin's naked upper body. But Sungmin dodged and started running away. Soon They were running all over the house tickling each other. After 15 minutes they fell to the floor exhausted, trying to catch their breath.
"There's ice cream on me…again" Sungmin said happily.
"WHAT? How this is possible."
”I don’t know"
"I will take it off. Just wait" Ryeowook rushed to the bathroom and returned with a blue towel.
"Patience, I’ll clean you up!" Ryeowook said in a serious tone.
"Yes sir", Sungmin giggled when he felt the little wet towel brushing his bare stomach.
"Let's wipe here… and heree.. AND HERE!" Ryeowook ended up brushing Sungmin’s nose. That made both of them giggle like mad.
" No~! Doctor Kim stop it!"
"What? Does it hurt? I’M SORRY!!! I didn't -"
"WOOKIE"
"What?”
"There's ice cream on you too!"
"WOW~! How that’s possible? I haven’t eaten ice cream for years!" The commotion carried to Heechul’s room and made him face-palm. 'Stupid. There was Sungmin's ice cream between you and Sungmin when you hugged!'
"Well, doctor, shouldn’t you take off your dirty shirt?”
"Yes of course" without hesitating he proceeded to take off his shirt. Then he continued cleaning Sungmin.
"It tickles Wookiee!” Sungmin wiggled on the floor.
"It’s supposed to!"
"You’re evil!"
"No... I’m helping you! I love you. How can that make me evil?"
”I love you too" Sungmin pouted.
"I LOVE YOU MOOOORE! Plus you’re so cute when you pout!" Ryeowook said and hugged the other.
”BUT I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE! And you are even cuter!" Sungmin shouted and hugged back. For the next ten minutes they cuddled each other. But Sungmin’s grip loosened.
"Hyung I want to say this once again: I love you" Ryeowook chirped to Sungmin’s ear.
"Sungmin…SUNGMIN! Say something!" Ryeowook couldn’t hear any answer so he lifted his upper body and stared at Sungmin. The boy’s eyes were softly closed and peaceful smile on his face.
"SUNGMIN ARE YOU ALRIGHT?! ARE YOU IN PAIN?" Ryeowook panicked.
"SUNGMIN!!!! WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER ME?" Ryeowook shook Sungmin. But Sungmin stayed silent, his eyes closed. "SUNGMINNIIEEE ARE YOU DEAD? NO! DONT BE DEAD!!! DONT DIE!!! I REALLY LOVE YOU!" Ryeowook screamed at the top of his lungs.
"Sungmin don’t leave me. I love you!" Ryeowook hugged Sungmin. "I killed Sungmin... I KILLED MY DEAR SUNGMIN! Please forgive me. I love you, you are my dearest bro ever! I love you more than my hair! Please don't die", Ryeowook cried and hugged Sungmin even tighter. He repeated “I love you” again until he fell asleep top of Sungmin. They both started to snore loudly.
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After an hour Leeteuk and the rest of the Super Junior gang came home. It was around 1.00 AM.
"Hello, are you guys still awake?" Leeteuk asked in a low voice. Only silence welcomed them.
”Are they sleeping?" Siwon asked.
"I think so."
”Or they are in another dorm." Yesung said.
"Yeah, maybe."
"Ah, whose towel is this?" Leeteuk asked and picked the blue towel up. "And there's something white on it. It’s dirty..."
"Oh it's mine, but it was clean when I last time used it", Hankyung said.
"Then what the..." Leeteuk left the question hanging. They walked to the living room and saw two naked (they couldn't see if they wore pants or not) boys lying on the floor. And Ryeowook was still on top of Sungmin.
"YAH! SUNGMIN! RYEOWOOK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Leeteuk shouted. The sleeping boys didn’t answer, they were still dead asleep.
“You look like you just had-“ suddenly Leeteuk’s eyes widened and he took a look at the towel which was still his hands.
"EEWWWW" Leeteuk screamed and threw the towel away. Donghae and Hyukjae laughed when they realized what their leader was thinking.
"MY INNOCENT BABIES!!!" Leeteuk cried. "HEECHUL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABIES!?! I KNOW YOU’RE HERE! COME OUT NOW!" Leeteuk shouted and started to look for Heechul.
"Umm... what's going on?" Ryeowook asked groggily but fell asleep again immediately.
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Heechul laughed in his room. He was smart enough to lock his door before Leeteuk found. He knew that Leeteuk will get angry. And the angry leader could do anything to him.
Heechul ignored the noise Leeteuk was making and kept doing what he was doing with his laptop: video editing. ‘I’m almost done. But before I publish my video I have to say Hankyung that I’ m sorry. I didn’t buy a new house or a car… I bought something better like candid cameras. And thanks to that I was able to capture plastered Sungmin and Ryeowook’.
Leeteuk calmed down after 15 minutes. Meanwhile Heechul published his new twitvid. And he added: “Dear @lashfjhd, I hope this is a good enough to answer your questions. Ask more whenever you want to ㅋㅋ”
END☆
A/N: This is my first published fic and second complete fic. YAY!! Comments and ..umm....feedbacks are welcomed ^^ <33 I dont eat you, maybe just bite a little bit. 8''DD
Author: tetsuki (aka mimistetsuki)
Raiting: PG-13
Pairing: -
Main characters: Heechul, Sungmin, Ryeowook
Warnings: boozing, Leeteuk’s wild imagination
Notes: beta-ed
Summary: Heechul receives an interesting message from a fan.
A/N: This is my Christmas present to my dear friend Keita-Suski. We have thought how ryeowook (and sungmin) acts when they are drunk. This is what i can imagine. :D
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Heechul was reading his messages in twitter. ‘Nothing special again…’ he thought. Until suddenly, completely out of the blue, Heechul saw something quite interesting.
"Heenim, I’ve been thinking about something these past few days. And I know you can find the answer, if you just want to. I’ve wondered how Wookie and Sungmin act when they’re drunk, and more importantly, which one passes out first. So will you help me? Thanks"
Heechul stared at the laptop’s screen, his mouth wide open. 'What a question! Of course I know how they act when they’re drunk but I’m not too sure which one passes out first. (Maybe I pass out before them). AND HELL YEAH! I'M SO GONNA FIND OUT!' Heechul smirked evilly.
-☆-
Later that day when Heechul had told every Super Junior member that he wanted to party, which primarily means he wants booze, no-one objected, even though that Saturday when the party was planned due most of the members had a full schedule. That's the life on entertainer.
"Heechul, I think we can't drink tonight. It's only the three of us", Sungmin said sadly.
"I know it’s only us but I can’t see how that hinders our ability to drink? We have lot of alcohol and some really good food too", Heechul said and held up one beer bottle.
"But…They’ll get mad if we drink all this by ourselves!" Ryeowook quickly retorted.
"No they won’t, I bought it all!" Heechul said and handed a couple cans of beer to the boys.
“So…LET'S GET DRUNK TONIGHT!!!" Ryeowook and Sungmin nodded in agreement.
-☆-
After one hour of drinking Sungmin started to giggle hysterically.
"Hyung, what's so funny?" Ryeowook asked.
"Y-Yo-ㅋㅋ--YOU!" Sungmin said and fell off from the bench at the same time.
"SUNGMIN! How much have you drunk already?" Ryeowook asked worried.
"I don't know~" Sungmin answered, a huge smile on his face.
"Then no more alcohol for you!" Ryeowook stated.
"No Wookie, let him drink. We’ve been drinking only for a meager hour. I will look after him", Heechul helped Sungmin back to bench. Ryeowook opened his mouth to say something but Heechul interrupted him, " Wookie, I know what you’re going to say. I want you to have fun. Do you remember when you were drunk the last time?" Ryeowook mouthed no, "See? Now drink as much as you want. I want you to loosen up!" Ryeowook nodded.
"CHEERS!"Sungmin shouted happily
"CHEERRSSS!"
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"Let's sing!" Sungmin screamed. Heechul covered his ears; he really couldn’t stand screaming or whining from Sungmin's pink little mouth.
"YES! Let's sing!" Ryeowook shouted.
"Are you okay, Heechul hyung? Do your ears hurt?" Sungmin pouted cutely.
"Yeah, a little. I think I should go get some rest for a bit. You two have fun."
"OKAY WE WILL!" Sungmin waved his hand. ‘This bunny is too energetic’ Heechul thought silently.
"Heechul get well soon. I love you. I REALLY DO! Don't die ok? Because I love you! You have to get well soon!!!" Ryeowook hugged Heechul tightly.
"Wookie… I'm not dying, my ears just hurt. I’ll be back after I’ve taken a nap. Don't worry." ‘Sorry Wookie but I come out my room tomorrow when Leeteuk has calmed down. Just for my safety’
"You sure?"
"Yes"
"Okay, I love you. Good...nap!"
"Thanks", Heechul escaped from Ryeowook's embrace and rushed to his bedroom.
-☆-
Sungmin and Ryeowook started to dance and sing H.O.T. - Candy together and unfortunately Heechul could hear them clearly even through the walls and closed doors. He laughed their drunk-note voice. ‘Definitely drunk.’
After Candy Sungmin wanted to sing solo. Well… That was a disaster. Heechul tried to calm down in his room ' I just can’t stand Sungmin’s cute singing. I feel like I want to slap him RIGHT. NOW! AAGGHH where are my earplugs?’ But Ryeowook was enjoying the singing wholeheartedly and clapped his hand when Sungmin ended his song.
"I WANT ICE CREAM" Sungmin whined 'What a baby' Heechul thought. Both Sungmin and Ryeowook ran to the kitchen and after some digging through the freezer found a few ice cream cones.
"I WANT A STRAWBERRY ONE" Sungmin whined.
"There's only vanilla…" Ryeowook pouted.
"Hmp! Stupid freezer.” Soon Sungmin forgot his anger in his drunken stupor and licked his ice cream.
"Sungmin"
"mmm"
"Do you know? ... I love you."
"Yes I know. And I love you too! REALLYY MUCH!"
"BUT I LOVE YOU MORE!" Suddenly Ryeowook hugged Sungmin and started repeating "I love you”
"Wookie...YA! Wookie!! MY POOR ICE CREAM!" Sungmin patted Ryeowook’s back
"Ah… what?" Ryeowook asked and stopped hugging Sungmin. Sungmin pointed his pink shirt which was dirtied by the ice cream that was caught between them.
"OH I'M SORRY! SUNGMIN PLEASE FORGIVE ME!! I LOVE YOU! DON'T HATE ME! PLEASE! SORRY!" Ryeowook panicked and without noticing he dropped his own ice cream.
"It's okay Ryeowook. But I want the smutch off"
”I’ll clean it up since it’s my fault!" Ryeowook tried to wipe off the melting ice cream with his hand but it only smeared it further.
"It won’t go away" Ryeowook pouted.
"Then I’ll take my shirt off!"
"I’ll help you with that!" Ryeowook helped Sungmin take off his shirt.
"It's so cold!!" Sungmin giggled when he felt the cold air touch his skin. Hearing the bubbling giggle Ryeowook wanted to tease little bunny. He tickled Sungmin's naked upper body. But Sungmin dodged and started running away. Soon They were running all over the house tickling each other. After 15 minutes they fell to the floor exhausted, trying to catch their breath.
"There's ice cream on me…again" Sungmin said happily.
"WHAT? How this is possible."
”I don’t know"
"I will take it off. Just wait" Ryeowook rushed to the bathroom and returned with a blue towel.
"Patience, I’ll clean you up!" Ryeowook said in a serious tone.
"Yes sir", Sungmin giggled when he felt the little wet towel brushing his bare stomach.
"Let's wipe here… and heree.. AND HERE!" Ryeowook ended up brushing Sungmin’s nose. That made both of them giggle like mad.
" No~! Doctor Kim stop it!"
"What? Does it hurt? I’M SORRY!!! I didn't -"
"WOOKIE"
"What?”
"There's ice cream on you too!"
"WOW~! How that’s possible? I haven’t eaten ice cream for years!" The commotion carried to Heechul’s room and made him face-palm. 'Stupid. There was Sungmin's ice cream between you and Sungmin when you hugged!'
"Well, doctor, shouldn’t you take off your dirty shirt?”
"Yes of course" without hesitating he proceeded to take off his shirt. Then he continued cleaning Sungmin.
"It tickles Wookiee!” Sungmin wiggled on the floor.
"It’s supposed to!"
"You’re evil!"
"No... I’m helping you! I love you. How can that make me evil?"
”I love you too" Sungmin pouted.
"I LOVE YOU MOOOORE! Plus you’re so cute when you pout!" Ryeowook said and hugged the other.
”BUT I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE! And you are even cuter!" Sungmin shouted and hugged back. For the next ten minutes they cuddled each other. But Sungmin’s grip loosened.
"Hyung I want to say this once again: I love you" Ryeowook chirped to Sungmin’s ear.
"Sungmin…SUNGMIN! Say something!" Ryeowook couldn’t hear any answer so he lifted his upper body and stared at Sungmin. The boy’s eyes were softly closed and peaceful smile on his face.
"SUNGMIN ARE YOU ALRIGHT?! ARE YOU IN PAIN?" Ryeowook panicked.
"SUNGMIN!!!! WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER ME?" Ryeowook shook Sungmin. But Sungmin stayed silent, his eyes closed. "SUNGMINNIIEEE ARE YOU DEAD? NO! DONT BE DEAD!!! DONT DIE!!! I REALLY LOVE YOU!" Ryeowook screamed at the top of his lungs.
"Sungmin don’t leave me. I love you!" Ryeowook hugged Sungmin. "I killed Sungmin... I KILLED MY DEAR SUNGMIN! Please forgive me. I love you, you are my dearest bro ever! I love you more than my hair! Please don't die", Ryeowook cried and hugged Sungmin even tighter. He repeated “I love you” again until he fell asleep top of Sungmin. They both started to snore loudly.
-☆-
After an hour Leeteuk and the rest of the Super Junior gang came home. It was around 1.00 AM.
"Hello, are you guys still awake?" Leeteuk asked in a low voice. Only silence welcomed them.
”Are they sleeping?" Siwon asked.
"I think so."
”Or they are in another dorm." Yesung said.
"Yeah, maybe."
"Ah, whose towel is this?" Leeteuk asked and picked the blue towel up. "And there's something white on it. It’s dirty..."
"Oh it's mine, but it was clean when I last time used it", Hankyung said.
"Then what the..." Leeteuk left the question hanging. They walked to the living room and saw two naked (they couldn't see if they wore pants or not) boys lying on the floor. And Ryeowook was still on top of Sungmin.
"YAH! SUNGMIN! RYEOWOOK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Leeteuk shouted. The sleeping boys didn’t answer, they were still dead asleep.
“You look like you just had-“ suddenly Leeteuk’s eyes widened and he took a look at the towel which was still his hands.
"EEWWWW" Leeteuk screamed and threw the towel away. Donghae and Hyukjae laughed when they realized what their leader was thinking.
"MY INNOCENT BABIES!!!" Leeteuk cried. "HEECHUL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABIES!?! I KNOW YOU’RE HERE! COME OUT NOW!" Leeteuk shouted and started to look for Heechul.
"Umm... what's going on?" Ryeowook asked groggily but fell asleep again immediately.
-☆-
Heechul laughed in his room. He was smart enough to lock his door before Leeteuk found. He knew that Leeteuk will get angry. And the angry leader could do anything to him.
Heechul ignored the noise Leeteuk was making and kept doing what he was doing with his laptop: video editing. ‘I’m almost done. But before I publish my video I have to say Hankyung that I’ m sorry. I didn’t buy a new house or a car… I bought something better like candid cameras. And thanks to that I was able to capture plastered Sungmin and Ryeowook’.
Leeteuk calmed down after 15 minutes. Meanwhile Heechul published his new twitvid. And he added: “Dear @lashfjhd, I hope this is a good enough to answer your questions. Ask more whenever you want to ㅋㅋ”
END☆
A/N: This is my first published fic and second complete fic. YAY!! Comments and ..umm....feedbacks are welcomed ^^ <33 I dont eat you, maybe just bite a little bit. 8''DD