The Ballad of the Butcher Knife

[mimi_rouge45]

Once upon a time, a former friend who shall remain nameless was throwing away a very nice, very sharp piece of kitchen cutlery. Meredith, recognizing the opportunity to own such a stunning instrument, instantly requested to keep the large knife. "Sure," said nameless friend. "Can I put this under your seat?" Meredith asked me, as we were, no

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[timetosingalong]

You just can't make this stuff up.

Do you remember that book that was [nameless friend]'s favorite as a child?? It was called "Hug." It's about a monkey in the jungle who is sad and wants a hug and then his momma comes around and says "Bobo!" and Bobo says, "Hug!" And Bobo and his momma hug. I really hope you do cause I saw it tonight at work.

[mimi_rouge45]

remember when i rewrote bobo wants a hug and bobo and his momma got turned into rugs?

[midnightchimera]

I must say Melissa, that was a highly entertaining story :D

[mimi_rouge45]

lol my goal in life is to be highly entertaining.