This is not the nineteen-year-old wizard you are looking for.

It may look like the nineteen-year-old wizard you are looking for, but inside there's a middle-aged former counter-terrorism agent who is really not happy about this right now. At least he--or she, depending on which way you look at it--had washed Nita's hair, though there was no ( Read more... )

Diego makes the mistake of wandering behind the bar in search of a bowl of warm milk, right as Bar is getting ready for her daily 'nap'. A handful of cocktail napkins scatter to the floor and the large cat stares quizzically at the drawings that appear.

"...you want me to do what?"

Specials

MILK.
Meat. (raw)"I can't put babies on the menu ( Read more... )

Lieutenant Commander Data walks to his quarters on the Enterprise, having just been relieved of night-shift duty. He plans to spend his time off entertaining his cat, Spot, and perhaps studying up on the works of William Shakespeare (again).

When the door to his room opens, however, it is not his room at all.

It is a bar.

Is this some sort of ( Read more... )

Tumnus is always pleasantly surprised when he finds Milliways and today he's found a seat by the fire and he's playing his panpipes.

Beside him there's a tray with some tea and warm brown bread for anyone who might wish to join the Faun.

With a soft click the front door opens and beyond is a scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark; ancient stone passageway, curtains of cobwebs and a bit of slime on the floors to add color. Deep within the corridor a quiet, "Aaaaaaaaa" can be heard getting louder and louder until a form bursts through the largest cobweb and comes barreling into Milliways ( Read more... )

Creak, goes the front door opening.

Thunk! goes the front door closing.

"Huh," goes the --

(well, he's not a man, not really; definitely not a human being, but it'd take a good pair of eyes beyond what most mortals've got before you'd say otherwise; and just what he is beyond human? That'd require way more than your average twenty/twenty ( Read more... )

Autumn has arrived in Narnia and Tumnus enters the Bar with colored leaves in his hair and gives an odd smile,

"Now I will have time to finish that chapter."

Once he has a large pot of tea and some brown bread with butter, Tumnus sits down near the fire and starts writing.

(OOC: Car Keys for Lamia, but open for everyone.)

Tumnus is in a quiet mood and so smiles when he finds the Bar in his quarters.

After acquiring a pot of tea and some warm brown bread and butter, he starts reading his book again.

He would not mind company since while the history of Calormen is interesting, it is not quite as fascinating as Milliways.

Minimalist EP.

Minimalist homicide detective.

The combination today is: Coffee, couch, Castle's latest novel.

Interruptions okay.

Sunshine's been busy.

Keeping busy means she doesn't have to think about SOF's ever-present watchdogs, even those she's always thought of as her friends.

Keeping busy means she doesn't have to think about the continuing absence of her the vampire with whom she's recently allied herself.

Troubled times call for experimental baking.

Free Baked ( Read more... )