Bob hasn't been around in a while. Let's rectify that, shall we?

Anyone walking from the Front Door to the Bar will pass by a blue-skinned man with a plate of chips in front of him and a README file in hand.

Anyone who happens to glance at said file over his shoulder will find it to be the sprite equivalent of What To Expect When You're Expecting ( Read more... )

[OOC: The end of one story; the beginning of another.]

Keeping busy while Bound is all well and good, and there are worse fates than staying in what amounts to a very strange hotel, but Gordon's starting to get more than a little frustrated by his position. The driving lessons he's been giving in the garage, his time on the target range, learning exactly what you can do with metal and acetylene and a ( Read more... )

It's been a busy couple of days in Mongolia, so Belar's been dividing his attention more than he really likes. Today, though, he's got everything back home nailed down. The sign he puts up on the table in front of him reads:

SECURITY MEMBER ON DUTY

If I'm Not Here, Look For The Glowing Blue GuyHe figures that's simple enough. Oh, and he's turning ( Read more... )

The nice thing about being a Cybertronian as opposed to a human is that no matter how much energy your puppy has, you always have more. Bumblebee spent a lot of time today playing with Carburetor specifically so that the fleethound pup would be too exhausted to protest when he finally slipped away. He's in the Bar now, practicing bot-mode ( Read more... )

Spring's been a long time coming in Mongolia, but the Dorbed are doing okay this morning, so Belar's in the Bar again. He's already answered the Alorns' prayers for the day. No problems there. None at all ( Read more... )

Last year at April Fool's, Mary Anne was spared. But that was last year.

This year, she notices immediately that's while she may have a skirt, it's certainly not as cumbersome as some of her costume changes here (to say the least). The tiara hat thing on her head doesn't pinch too badly and the boots are comfortable ( Read more... )

Belar doesn't bother putting up his sign today. The way he sees it, a polar bear with a visible Security badge around his neck probably makes it pretty clear to people what his purpose is in being there ( Read more... )

When the door from the garage opens, the reversed THX sound is drowned out in a blare of recorded trumpets. Not bad, for the speakers on a Camaro that's at best one-seventh its normal size. Bumblebee's too happy to have his ability to function without rails back to fuss much over issues of size, though, so people may want to consider lifting their ( Read more... )

Mary Anne is two steps in the bar before she realizes she can't bend in the area from her breasts to her waist. Noticing the corset is quickly followed by noticing the dress, which comes complete with chapel train.

The outfit isn't exactly conducive to moving around much, but then, it could have been worse. She sashays over to the nearest table ( Read more... )