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[terroristmoose]

A moose ambles through the door. In as much as a moose can look sneaky, this one does. Although there are stranger things about the animal.
CAPTAIN double-oh-Moose, infamoose ballet pirate scourge of the high seas...!
The looking-glass, for instance.
The dastardly, debonaire dude sidles slyly from his captors once again, seeking excitement and

Comments

[doc_venkman]

Peter staaaared.

"Somebody call animal control. Looks like we got an escapee from the zoo."

[doc_venkman]

"Just saying, it's ruins the look. Not that intimidating."

[terroristmoose]

The moose wiggles in a disturbingly knowing way.
Of course it isn't. Nobody ever suspects the one with the pink shoes!