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[blue_bat]

There's a Dick in the bar, we swear

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[i_spoiled_it]

Steph is far too amused to throw things.

She hops up and sneaks over, watches him sleep for a little, and then ties his shoelaces together quite firmly. Then she pokes him.

[blue_bat]

Dick doesn't wake up. He just flails a fist at her in his sleep, muttering something about Bruce and teddy bears.

[i_spoiled_it]

She giggles, and pokes again, and wishes she had a video camera.

[blue_bat]

Her hand gets swatted. "Fi' more minutes."

[simple_secret]

The fox is also in the rafters, for no other reason than that he can be.

The human is a surprise.

He creeps close and gives his hair a whiff.

[blue_bat]

The human doesn't notice yet, he just mutters something that may sound something like 'Roy, stop it.'. He may have to be prodded to wake up.

[simple_secret]

Roy? The fox does not know what Roy is. But he thinks he would like to. He nudges the human's forehead with his cold little nose.

[blue_bat]

Nothing works like cold wetness to wake someone up. Dick jerks awake, and thankfully, doesn't roll off the rafters. That would be painful. "Huh... what?"

[incrediblyshy]

Vi.

Under the rafters.

Lalala.

[blue_bat]

Pillow. Falling off rafters. Onto.... Vi's head!

-La-.

[incrediblyshy]

Squeak. Vi blinks, rubbing her head. What the heck? She looks up. "Um...excuse me? Is this yours?" If he doesn't wake up she figures she can easily get herself up into the rafters. Enhanced Agility and all.

[blue_bat]

Since that'd be interesting to see, convenience demands he doesn't wake up. So, he doesn't.

Sorry, Vi.

[like_father]

Ooh, look! Target practice! Not with real arrows, since Lian didn't want to be arrested by security or something, but she could always use something non-lethal. Luckily, she had a few trick arrows that the bar had produced for her that amused her as much as baffled her.

So there Lian was, trick arrow loaded and aimed as she pulled the bow string back. Target? Why, a sleeping, unsupecting bar, of course. Or just about him, really.

And it hit just where she wanted it to. The trick arrow exploded rather noiselessly above Dick's head, covering him with sparkly glitter.

[blue_bat]

Glitter. Onna Dick. He is -so- going to complain about this when he wakes up.

...maybe.

And even -that- almost doesn't wake Dick up. He's a hard sleeper lately, apparently. But some of it happens to land on his nose. Which makes it twitch. Which leads to a sneeze...

Which is pretty effective at waking even him up.

"...the hell?"

[like_father]

Haha! So her devious plans worked! Take that, Uncle Dick!

And it was really funny to see Uncle Dick covered in glitter. And Lian, of course, had a camera with her, and snapped a picture before giggling. Ah, her father would like this picture.

"Good morning, Uncle Dick," she said sweetly.

[blue_bat]

Dick stares down at her, rubs his eyes, and then hops down. "You... photo?" He asks, too sleepy to sound cohorent.

[empath_wiggin]

From somewhere, a wad of paper is launched at Dick. Just paper for now.

[blue_bat]

It hits him on the head, and he mutters something about damn bats before going back to sleep.

[empath_wiggin]

It is followed by about three more in rapid succession.

[blue_bat]

More mutterings, and he's closer to awake. But not yet.

Might want to try something more persuasive, Val. Or just keep em coming.