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May 30, 2005 12:33

Xander is sitting at a booth. After his last shake experience at the bar, he didn't really feel up to ordering one, so he's got a coke instead.

He may just be hiding from a demonic little Sunny-child.

And yes, his milkshake DOES bring all the boys to the yard.

alice cullen, joker, shelley winters, ron weasley, xander harris, cuthbert allgood, adam young

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joker_is_wild May 30 2005, 17:40:03 UTC

There's a set of headphones playing Death-Metal Punk with his name on them. You can tell, because they get clapped over his ears from behind. "Tell me what you think. Is it me?"

joker_is_wild May 30 2005, 18:46:58 UTC

He caresses Xander's cheek. "Why, Xander! I'm cut to the quick! Can't you tell I'm in love?"

xan_shaped May 30 2005, 18:51:11 UTC

Xander stiffens.

"Sorry," he says, leaning away from his hand and picking up his coke to disguise the evasion. "I'm taken."

joker_is_wild May 30 2005, 18:52:52 UTC

He grins. "Yes. You're mine. And anyone else can come complain to me about it privately ..."

xan_shaped May 30 2005, 18:58:49 UTC

Xander stares. Slowly, he shakes his head.

"That, uh, wasn't exactly what I was thinking, no."

joker_is_wild May 30 2005, 19:00:46 UTC

"Let me do the thinking for us ... Trust me, you're not equipped for it."

xan_shaped May 30 2005, 19:09:26 UTC

He glares.

"Right. How silly of me. Listen, I hate to end the honeymoon, here, but I'm seeing somebody. Who is not you."

joker_is_wild May 30 2005, 19:11:35 UTC

He glares at Xander. His voice is a fierce growl, and he leans in. "You're cheating on me? Do you know what happens to cheaters?"

xan_shaped May 30 2005, 19:21:54 UTC

Xander winces. Great!

Shit, why did I keep going?!

"Okay, um, to be fair? You only just sprung this on me int he last ten minutes!"

joker_is_wild May 30 2005, 19:23:07 UTC

"You've known how much I like to be around you! Don't pretend you didn't!" He's screaming in Xander's face, spraying him with spittle on occasion.

xan_shaped May 30 2005, 19:35:12 UTC

Xander's wincing, but doesn't dare to move to wipe his face.

"Sorry?" he hazards.

joker_is_wild May 30 2005, 19:37:07 UTC

He sniffles, then covers his face with his hands and sobs.

xan_shaped May 30 2005, 19:44:35 UTC

Xander keeps very still and very quiet.

Maybe he'll forget that he's here.

joker_is_wild May 30 2005, 19:53:11 UTC

He peeks between his fingers, then sobs some more.

xan_shaped May 30 2005, 20:06:35 UTC

Xander grimaces.

"Did I, uh, mention that I was sorry?"

joker_is_wild May 30 2005, 20:08:17 UTC

He grins and throws himself into Xander's lap, hugging him tightly. "You'll stay with me! I'm so glad!"

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