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[xan_shaped]

Xander is sitting at a booth. After his last shake experience at the bar, he didn't really feel up to ordering one, so he's got a coke instead.

He may just be hiding from a demonic little Sunny-child.

And yes, his milkshake DOES bring all the boys to the yard.

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[joker_is_wild]

There's a set of headphones playing Death-Metal Punk with his name on them. You can tell, because they get clapped over his ears from behind. "Tell me what you think. Is it me?"

[xan_shaped]

Xander jumps when his ears are assaulted by the blast of the ... music. He throws them off quickly and whirls to look at the Joker.

... Shit.

"Hi," he says warily.

[joker_is_wild]

"No, huh? Or is that a yes? I can never tell with you ... you're so confusing, Xan ... You know your name is a mathematical formula? No, it's a computer command. Or a computer command of a mathematical formula. X = AND/OR ... that's a logic command, so yeah. A bit of both."

[xan_shaped]

Great. No way out. This is neither fun nor funky.

"You know, I actually didn't know that," Xander says. "That's ... really cool. But I, uh, have to go now. Like right now."

[last_adam]

*Adam sits nearby but doesn't say anything, because he doesn't like Xander any more, not after Saturday night. Nope, he hates him forever.*

[xan_shaped]

Xander snickers.

"Hey, Captain Sunshine."

[last_adam]

If I'm the Captain, does that make you Tenille?

[xan_shaped]

He considers.

"Only if love will keep us together," he says. "But I'm not really feeling the love right about now, so probably no."

[notjustananimal]

Ah, he may be able to hide from Sunny, but he can't hide from a determined Wolf!

Determined to do what, you might ask?

Why, determined to FEED YOU.

A tray appears, containing some little crescent rolls, some cheesy bacon dip (or is it the other way around) with chips, little rolls of something wrapped in bacon, tiny biscuits filled with cheese, bacon, and tomatoes, and bacon stuffed mushrooms.

"Want some?"

[xan_shaped]

Xander eyes the bacon, grinning.

"Neat!"

He looks at him suspiciously.

"For the record, this isn't a sciencey or magical experiment, right?"

[notjustananimal]

"Absolutely not in the least," Wolf assures Xander. "A culinary expiriment purely in the interest of pleasing the taste-buds."

[xan_shaped]

"Excellent," Xander says with a grin, helping himself to the bacon. He tastes and beams.

"You, my friend, have a gift. A gift sprinkled with bacon bits."

[in_it]

Andrew had his earbuds in and did a rather bad dance on his way over to Xander. It was exaggerated on purpose, but yeah, dude is definitely white.

[xan_shaped]

Xander shakes his head as he approaches.

"You know, you're supposed to sit still when you're having a seizure. Lowers the risk of concussions."

[in_it]

"You're just jealous because I've got the funk in my trunk and you don't," Andrew quipped, and smacked his booty once for emphasis with a grin.

[xan_shaped]

"In the interests of sanity and preserving my remaining eyesight, I'm gonna have to ask you to never do that again," Xander tells him. "So, what's up?"

[milliways_sink]

*Sink leers at Xander. In a sink-ish way. His tap shines*

[xan_shaped]

Xander blinks.

Look at that, it's a sink.

Why does he feel like it's watching him?

[milliways_sink]

*because it is, Xander. Sink lets some water flow at a tempting temperature*

[xan_shaped]

Xander blinks again. Okay, nobody turned that sink's faucet, right?

He walks over to turn it off. Just to save water, you know.