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[redeemed_one]

The Bar seems to have taken it upon herself to update Anakin's wardrobe. This morning, she presented him with a pair of jeans and a T-shirt reading 'Jedi do it forcefully.' He is currently wearing both items and looking perplexed.

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[prydeful]

Kitty sees the shirt.

Kitty stares.

Kitty just about falls over laughing.

[redeemed_one]

Now he's even more confused. "Kitten? What is it?"

[prydeful]

"Oh, God," she wheezes, slumping onto the floor, shaking with laughter. "I can't breathe." Face in her hands, nearly crying. "Your...shirt..."

[redeemed_one]

"What about it?"

[redeemed_one]

It's a good thing Anakin wasn't in the way of that. Wouldn't want to get his new shirt all messy.

"Raph? What? ...oh, the shirt."

[redeemed_one]

"What, do you want me to hold a sign over my head reading 'Warning: juvenile humor here?'"

[lvpd_sidle]

Sara's wandering around the bar, feeling somewhat bored since Barry left. Raising a bottle of water, she's inwardly glad she spotted Anakin before taking a drink.

She blinks. Twice. Once because it's Anakin Skywalker. And the other because of the shirt.

She begins giggling.

[redeemed_one]

Anakin looks over at the new woman and sighs. "The bar has quite a sense of humor, doesn't she?"

[lvpd_sidle]

She's trying to be sympathetic. She truly is. Just isn't succeeding very well.

"That may be the way the bar shows her affection." She giggles again. "Forgive me, I was just taken by surprise."

[redeemed_one]

"Don't worry, people have been doing that all afternoon. I had to force Kitty to tell me what was so funny."

He remembers his manners. "I'm Anakin, by the way."