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[mr_brian_kinney]

"Well, this is new," Brian said to himself as he peered around the bar with one brow perked in amusement. It could've been one hell of an acid trip, or perhaps he'd finally found the result of where the bliss of one too many orgasms landed you.

The one thing he did know was how to behave at a bar. He squinted at the windows, which appeared to be

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[notsoyoung]

[OOC: ... I've been wanting to app Brian for the longest time. Consider me your fangirl for all eternity.]

[mr_brian_kinney]

[OOC: I was shocked there was no QaF on here, especially since I came thinking that Bran Davies would definitely be available! Every semi-arcane character I could think of was taken... but not Brian Kinney. So I leapt on it. Of course Brian would prefer a fanboy but I do enjoy a fangirl.]

[notsoyoung]

[OOC: Well, David would probably fanboy a pretty thing like Brian on sight.

...

I shall quote what I said in IM.

Someone hold me back from sending this bar's biggest slut to meet Pittsburgh's biggest?]

[mr_brian_kinney]

[OOC: I'm really not sure what the fun would be in holding the
sluts back from saying hello to one another. *clears throat and raises his brows*]

[gil_whimple]

Heading back towards the kitchen with a tray full of empties for washing, Gil spots the new arrival, notes the smile and approaches cautiously.

"Hello, sir," he says. "First time in Milliways?"

[ooc: I have no idea who Mr Kinney is but am watching the 'slut exchange' with great amusement.]

[mr_brian_kinney]

His brown eyes cast over Gil in yet another out and out leer as he cruises what appears to be a member of the staff of this Milliways. "Yes, as a matter of fact, it is my first time here. Any advice for the blushing virgin?"

[ooc: From "Queer as Folk." As Talbot mentioned, he's Pittsburgh's biggest slut. Quite snarky and amusing, well... to me *smirks*]

[gil_whimple]

"Um," Gil looks over his shoulder to see who the stranger is smiling at then looks back and smiles, rather wide-eyed, in return.

"WEll there are some rules," he says. "No violence, business, sex or nudity in the bar. They are quite strictly enforced and our Security team's red hot. Other than that, anything goes pretty much. If you want something in the food and drink line and can't find a 'human' member of staff, ask one of the wait-rats and they'll serve you. Otherwise you can get just about anything from the Bar by putting your money down and asking her nicely."

He puts the tray down and pats the Bar. "She can give room keys as well. Oh, I'm Gil, the cook, by the way. Pleased to meet you."

[mr_brian_kinney]

Brian was highly amused that the man didn't know when he was being cruised. "No nudity or sex at the bar? Now that is just a downright shame," he purred as his finger slid up over his lip.

"Room keys, now that does sound intriguing. I wonder if someone could show me just where these rooms are and what goes on in them?" he asked as he splayed his fingers over the bar. Well, perhaps it wasn't ordering a twink on the bar, but getting keys to a private room could definitely be something.

"Well hello, Gil the cook. I'm Brian the... patron."

[callmefelicia]

Adam is lounging in a booth watching Brian with great interest.

His nails are painted bright red.

[mr_brian_kinney]

Although Brian is a bit disoriented from the oddness of the sentient Bar and the rules of a bar that would include no sex, he's not quite so dizzied that he doesn't realize when he's being checked out. His eyes cut towards the man cruising him and his brow perks. Tilting his head with a subtle gesture, he gives the young man a nod that indicates his interest.

[callmefelicia]

Adam smiles broadly and nods to the vacant seat opposite him, in clear invitation.

[mr_brian_kinney]

Brian slid his hand over the bar. He wasn't sure what the proper currency was, but he laid a few bills down that would have been sufficient for Pittsburgh and ordered a gin and tonic, reasoning that those were pretty hard to mess up. Picking up the drink, he sauntered over to Adam's table and slid into the seat. "Interesting place," he observed.