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[corruptnconquer]

Consider this.

You're a computer virus stuck in a bar at the chronological end of the universe surrounded by people you cannot corrupt, control and conquer, and the ones who you can do all that to are avoiding you like the plague you are.

What do you do?

Well, you might visit the library to check out the fifth edition of The Evil Overlord List:

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[seeswitheyes]

"Hmm. I was unaware that the Guide had been published in a non-electronic format."

Although all things being equal, it is possible - nay, likely - that that particular edition hails from a different universe than Rose.

[corruptnconquer]

It's not hailing from this universe either, much to our dismay. We all know we'd buy a copy.

"Electronic or underlings would've made reading this delightful book easier."

A couple of pages are punctured.

He's ready to blame it on someone/something else.

[seeswitheyes]

"I would be willing to provide you with an electronic copy," Rose replies. It is always good to see someone doing a bit of reading, regardless of the format.