Gene had been told to stay off his injured knee for about five days. Of course, that meant that he'd ditched the crutches as soon as he got upstairs and had decided that the next morning was the perfect time to take himself horseriding again.
So the morning after that, when he couldn't walk on the thing at all and had run out of Scotch upstairs, it
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"What did you do to yourself?"
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'Hardly did it to myself, did I?'
Only he sort of did this time. In a way.
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"Sorry, I'm sure you were sitting down, minding your own business and not doing anything at all. I should have known."
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'Actually, that is what happened. I walked in an' bought a drink and some twat decided t'smack me in th' face.'
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"Good heavens, what did you do to yourself and why haven't you seen a medic yet?"
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He waves a hand vaguely at the crutch.
'Where d'you think I got this from?'
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The fifty second century views soft tissue damage as a minor inconvenience, and slow healing as just as fraught with peril as gargling with cholera infested water.
"The last I'd heard, there was a ship's surgeon serving in the infirmary. Someone from a civilisation with faster than light travel. Or are you clinging to your primitive beliefs in the power of natural healing out of principle?"
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'There's nothin' primitive about lettin' nature take its course. Anyway, it's nothin'. Nowt t'be done about it but let it sort itself out.'
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"Guv?" The WPC still hasn't decided if just sneaking away quietly wouldn't be a better idea.
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She's only spoken one word but her accent is fairly unmistakable.
'...no,' he says, firmly.
'Not yet, at least.'
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"Yes, sir." She sighs, not even making a stab at that. "When you are, the files for the Patterson case are on your desk. Rough day, sir?" She asks as she eases onto a barstool.
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OK, this is weird. She's obviously not the Drake bird. She's not CID. She's clearly a Londoner. Is she also really dense?
No one's mentioned any other women aroun' the office in London.
'I'm not the Guv you know,' he says, gruffly. 'So, well done on sortin' out the Patterson paperwork, whatever it bloody is, but I won' be seein' it for another eight years or so.'
He smiles sarcastically.
'Drink?'
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This is the truth. But he likes the idea!
'Why? Are you worried I think you're a twat?'
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He doesn't think she's a twat, anyway. But it'd be no fun - and not at all manly - to tell her that outright.
'What're you havin'?'
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"Scotch, please." If it's much trouble he can get it himself, but for now he'll settle for asking.
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Still, Scotch is no problem.
'Single? Double? Ice?'
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He's no cop, but he has learned in the course of his job to be comfortable with them, even if the vast majority seem to find his profession...questionable at best. (He'd like to point out that being an LC is, after all, completely legal.)
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'Who're you, then? Not seen you aroun' before.'
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