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[blowupthefloats]

The first thing John Munch notices as he steps through the door at Milliways is that everything suddenly looks a lot bigger than it used to.

The second thing he notices is that he feels more...plush...than usual.

Third...his skin has mysteriously turned green.

"You have got to be kidding me."

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[seat_five_girl]

"Excuse me," says Ako, "But what's in the Warm Witches Blood?"

[blowupthefloats]

"Apple-cranberry juice, orange juice, cinnamon, cloves, allspice and sugar," Munch rattles off.

[seat_five_girl]

"That sound nice. One of those please."

There's a beat while she fumbles with the purse.

"Um, pardon, but are you normally so plush?"

[blowupthefloats]

"Not normally, no."

You want fumbling? Try serving up drinks with with hands that are suddenly missing one finger each.

"The other 364 days out of the year I'm a normal human."