He'd been expecting this. He hasn't been able to go home (again) because of the state of his face (almost better but not quite) and he hasn't paid any cash money for his room and food...or drinks, which total more than the first two put together. So he just sighs when he gets the note and asks,
'Will this make us even?'
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But she's itching for a drink, and the only other way around it is ordering from the waitrats.
She approaches on silent feet, seating herself down at the end of the bar just as quietly, and doesn't draw any attention to herself by making sudden movements.
Just sits, leaning against the bartop, one foot idly swaying while the other rests on a low rung of the stool.
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'What d'you want?'
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She points to the specials board.
"Do I even get a choice?"
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But he doesn't move.
'I'm just tryin' to decide whether you're worth serving at all.'
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She even knocks her fedora back so her can see her face. "Guess a crem soda'd be too much to ask?"
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'You can 'ave a beer, if you like.'
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i.e. no alcohol. "Just water'd be great. I'm parched."
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And he doesn't know what root beer is, either. So she gets a bottle of ginger beer and even a glass.
'Busy day?'
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'You look as rough as a badger's arse. Heavy nigh' on the Babycham?'
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'You what?'
Bzuh?
'If you're askin' if I know wha' its like to lose a few days to the beer, then yeah.'
Beat.
'Hair o'the dog?'
It's the best cure.
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He barely glances up from his paper (he's reading the sport).
'Bar's asleep. Cash only.'
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Now he looks up, faintly incredulous.
'Can probably have whatever you want, for tha'.'
He straightens and reaches into the nearest fridge, pulling something out at random. It doesn't have a label that he can read or even recognise, but there are pictures of apples on it so he assumes it's cider.
'There y'are.'
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She is wearing fake fairy wings, pink ends in her hair, several tons of make-up, black lacy clothes, and big stompy boots.
"Fun idea! I'll have one."
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'...alrigh'.'
He reaches out to the bottles behind the bar and plucks one without looking. It turns out to be pink, and gloopy, and smelling vaguely of strawberries.
'Dunno wha' it is but there ya go. Half price.'
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'Why, you skint?'
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