[Out of Milliways:
it's still ticking]
The door creaks slowly open, revealing the interior of a dimly lit shed, two armored figures, and a dog. One of the figures is frozen with its back to the Milliways door; the other is doing its best to shoo the dog through without going near it, holding the door open all the while. When the dog- an odd-eyed blue heeler- finally reluctantly pads in, the figure comes to the very edge of the doorway and says in a tiny, terrified, half-muffled voice:
"For the love of God, someone tell me this place has decontamination facilities!"