A tall, blonde, pretty cheerleader walks into the bar, immaculate red-and-white uniform not even a hair askew.
And she stops.
... Quinn?
Santana?
"Uh-oh."
[ooc: This is Brittany from early season one of Glee, around episode two or so. Incredibly decontextualized spoilers through the season finale in the icons!
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He glances up at her, a mildly concerned look on his face. "What happened?"
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"Can I have one?" They're Brittany's, after all. He thinks.
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"Yeah," she decides, distant.
"Anyway I can't have carbs, there's a football game this Friday."
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"Carbs?"
What are they? Why do they interfere with football? What day is it today?
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Brittany does not look particularly wistful, but even she isn't immune to the charms of sugar and bready yumminess.
"I left Coach Sylvester's energy drink in my water bottle ..."
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"Maybe the Bar will give you some more?"
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"Is there a button ...?"
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Pause.
"She doesn't have ears, but it works anyway?"
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But in life, she's gotten used to following instructions that don't make any sense to her.
Leaning closer to the Bar but glancing from left to right, she says: "Can I have ... my water bottle that had Coach Sylvester's energy thing in it?"
A red plastic water bottle appears on the counter. Brittany takes it up and sniffs it.
It smells disgusting.
"... This is it," she says, starting to smile.
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If he knew what a thumbs up meant, he would make one.
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