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[blinkandyoumiss]

GUESS WHO IS FO SHIZZLE IN THE HIZZLE? YES THAT IS RIGHT. BART IS FO FIZZLE IN THE HIZZLE

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[tyler_marlocke]

Well one new subject for Bart's cartoon is just walking in. A young man, 24-ish, walking in and covered with some sort of pinkish fluid.

"...razzumfrazzum... next time Melita decides it's watermelon mojito night...She can mix her own damn drinks."

[blinkandyoumiss]

Bart is snerking over here, mkay.

Snerk snerk.

Once he gets close enough, he also gets an eyebrow. "What the hell happened to you, dude?"

[tyler_marlocke]

"Mojito night at my regular job." He's just going to grumpily wave down a waitrat. "Towel, soap and a bucket of hot soapy water please?"

The rat takes one look and hurries off to fill the order.

"Namely, the drag-queens getting ticked off that their pink drinks weren't minty or rummed enough and decided to try pulling a lap-pour, and were so drunk they missed by a few feet."

[blinkandyoumiss]

...

"Your regular job sucks, man."

[bitunlikely]

The puppy doesn't look like much of a puppy anymore, does she? And takes up far too much of the couch in Jenny's most humble opinion.

Which is why Bart is suddenly confronted with a frowning girlfriend, arms crossed over her chest as she stares at him.

Make a choice, Bart: sketchpad or girlfriend.

[blinkandyoumiss]

"Hey, Gorgeous."

Girlfriend >>>>>>>>> sketchpad. WHY YOU FROWN. D:

[bitunlikely]

The frown is instantly turned upside down as she slips into his lap and puts her arms around his neck. Jenny steals a quick kiss before beaming back at him.

"Hey, Speedy."

[blinkandyoumiss]

Slowpoke makes grumpy waking up noises. Sigh.

"What's up?"