The Demonic Adviser

Jan 04, 2010 16:50

It has been quite a while since last time, so the Devil once more has a sign on her table in a 'central' booth, where it will be the most visible.

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ivy tamwood, the devil (bedazzled)

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living_vamp January 4 2010, 20:19:01 UTC
A living vampire chuckles a little as she walks by and sees the sign.

"At least you're honest about the consequences of your advice."

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7twistedwishes January 4 2010, 20:21:17 UTC
"I am honest about the possible consequences of my advice: I am offering it free, and I am not offering any kind of warranty along." The Devil flashes a smirk. "Something bothering you? Have a seat, I am a good listener."

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living_vamp January 4 2010, 20:24:01 UTC
Her leather pants creak as she takes a seat across from The Devil and orders herself a soda.

"I'm pretty alright, actually. Biggest problem is the woman I live with is driving me crazy."

Vampire+Object of Affection-Sex=Frustrated Vampire.

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7twistedwishes January 4 2010, 20:26:17 UTC
Oh, Lucifer can understand that perfectly. "Relationships are never easy... what is the problem, as you see it?"

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cloneofarc January 5 2010, 07:13:30 UTC
"Weird. That's the exact same sign outside of the Maury studios."

She got the present and isn't sure how to approach that conversation. Instead, she's just going to ease into it first.

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7twistedwishes January 5 2010, 07:39:51 UTC
"The worlds turn and spin and spill into each other." The Devil smiles brightly to Joan. "Hello, dearest, how are you? Please, take a seat."

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cloneofarc January 5 2010, 08:37:42 UTC
"I'm alright." Well she's not ridiculous enough to think she can out-angst the Devil. Actually. She can't out-angst most of the patrons. It's almost an ironic sort of depression. Being depressed that you're not depressed enough. She's a horrible goth.

"You?" She pulled the chair our and sat down. "Those four words are used more often in offices. And never before a good situation."

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7twistedwishes January 5 2010, 09:04:26 UTC
"Well, this little space here could be an office, if outside business were allowed. As it is, I am just dispelling boredom." The Devil seems extra chirpy and cheery today...

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