Mother Nature has a smile on her face, and a rather larger than usual red-wrapped box in her hands. She was going to deliver this gift to an unfortunate soul who'd sparked her temper, but the sight of Ben has her making a detour. A few minutes delay won't hurt.
"A little perturbed, but it's nothing I can't cheer myself up from."
She sets the larger-than-usual box on the table and takes a seat.
"You know, I can order up personal rain clouds for those who don't know better than to play with fire. You'd be surprised at how well it can drive the idea home, when you can't be dry at all for days at a time."
"Hmm, with those guys, they would probably set up fireworks indoors." He shakes head. "Thanks, but back home, people who burn and blow themselves up in a national holiday don't listen to reason and don't get clues."
"Like the guy who wrapped strings of firecrackers on his legs to do a 'fire dance', and all the way to the hospital was rambling about how he will sue the fireworks company."
But the wink improves his mood a bit more. "It is nice to meet you again..."
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"Have you been on fire?"
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"That must've sucked. I just wanted to tell you, your advice worked like a charm! Zelda didn't kill me, and says we can still hang out and stuff."
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And of course, Ben is a bit jealous, but does not show it. Much.
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"My dear! What happened to you?"
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But she gets a small smile from him. "How are you?"
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She sets the larger-than-usual box on the table and takes a seat.
"You know, I can order up personal rain clouds for those who don't know better than to play with fire. You'd be surprised at how well it can drive the idea home, when you can't be dry at all for days at a time."
She gives him a wink.
"Just say the word."
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"Like the guy who wrapped strings of firecrackers on his legs to do a 'fire dance', and all the way to the hospital was rambling about how he will sue the fireworks company."
But the wink improves his mood a bit more. "It is nice to meet you again..."
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He wrinkles his nose at the smell.
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At least, not comfortable for Mr. Clean.
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