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May 26, 2009 15:40

Math nerd alert. Muse of Geometry behind the bar, pencil stuck through her messy bun, with a computer open in front of her. Tonight, the plan is to graph the alcoholic preferences of the Bar's patrons. The sign behind her is almost illegible, but good enough.

Come order drinks. I need more points to plot. Lots of points. Please help.

mark antony, urania, happy hour

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aaaaaaaagh_sky May 26 2009, 23:55:14 UTC
"Um," says the young woman in the blue-and-gold jumpsuit as she looks up at the specials board. "Points to plot?"

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song_of_stars May 27 2009, 00:00:36 UTC
Rai looks up.

"Yeah. I thought it might help someone out if I graphed the beverage intake of bar patrons. Alcoholic beverages vs. non-alcoholic, what mixers are most popular, breakdowns by gender, species, time period, whatever... I need to collect data to plot the graphs."

She smiles. She thinks it's a very sweet smile, it's probably a little cuter than she'd like, and she doesn't realize that it sort of makes her look like a chibi of herself.

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aaaaaaaagh_sky May 27 2009, 00:03:27 UTC
"Oh," says Ellen. "That makes sense, actually. Um, usually if I'm ordering alcohol around here it's beer, since all the beer back home is awful, but I just wanted a Nuka-Cola tonight- is that okay?"

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song_of_stars May 27 2009, 00:06:45 UTC
"Of course. That's a mark for non-alcoholic, by a female, what species are you? And when are you from?"

While Ellen thinks about that, she turns to grab a glass and pour.

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m_antonivs May 27 2009, 00:42:43 UTC
Here, have a Roman.

He stares at the sign, not understanding it.

"There something going on?" he asks.

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song_of_stars May 27 2009, 00:46:19 UTC
"Nothing particular, sir. Can I get you something?"

Hi, Roman. Have a Greek.

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m_antonivs May 27 2009, 00:58:51 UTC
He contemplates the selection.

There are just so many bottles.

"Can I have... part rum, part Atlantean, maybe a bit of lemon?"

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song_of_stars May 27 2009, 01:04:09 UTC
"Absolutely."

She goes to pour.

"I assume you're human? And male? And may I ask your exact year or origin?"

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ever_lovin May 27 2009, 00:50:28 UTC
Ben's still not in much of a social mood, but there is something about the woman who's behind the bar tonight, something intimately familiar. And yet Ben is sure he has never met her. He intends to correct that right now.

"No specials just looking to see what folks'll order? Sounds like somethin' Reed wold do."

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song_of_stars May 27 2009, 00:56:49 UTC
"I'll spot you a drink if you want. I suppose I could do a Pythagorean Theorum... Anyway, the point is what people know intimately and choose for themselves, not what I, as bartender, might impose on them."

She smiles.

"It's about collecting data."

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ever_lovin May 27 2009, 01:00:47 UTC
At her smile, the little boy from Yancy Street stirs within Ben.

"Yep, definitely how Reed would run a Happy Hour. No offense meant. How about I start with a beer, an Arrogant Bastard Ale. Since I couldn't take care of one the way I wanted today, I'll have one the way I want now."

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song_of_stars May 27 2009, 01:07:07 UTC
She pulls it with another sparkling smile.

"Reed sounds like my kind of guy, so no offense taken. Here's your beer, Mr...?"

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