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[forced_pilgrim]

A horse walks into a bar; the bartender says, "Why the long face

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[veryscaryrobot]

Someone shoots him with a blue elephant gun.

Meanwhile, a cyborg walks into a bar. "You look Young," says the bartender.

That's the joke.

"Next time," Cameron informs Monkey, "you should duck."

[forced_pilgrim]

Monkey stands on his head.

Yeah, that's about it.

[veryscaryrobot]

"You're still vertical," Cameron informs him, in case he is unaware. "Your height is unchanged."

"My new friend was upside-down."

[forced_pilgrim]

"When?" Monkey asks. He shifts all his weight onto one hand, and begins plucking hairs from his head with the other. As he blows on them they turn into eggs, which he tosses up to juggle with his feet.

[cutting_edgex23]

X looks over at him, setting down her half-full glass of milk.

If she were better at jokes, she would give him a punchline.

As it is --

"You have been here before?"

It is a good way to start conversations, sometimes. X has learned.

[forced_pilgrim]

That's a very deep question. Monkey has to think about it.

"Have you?"

[cutting_edgex23]

"Yes," X says.

"I have been coming here since I was small."

She is not good at deep questions.

[forced_pilgrim]

"Does that mean you are not small now?"