It's been a long, hard day in the Nursery Crimes Division. Two new 'straw-into-gold' dens have popped up, and there's been trouble amongst the bears, to say nothing (and please, please say nothing) about the public nuisance complaints about the mold growing from the Old Lady's shoe-shaped house
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Is that tinkling bells? chattering teeth?--
Echoing in its wake.
It ricochets off Raven's shoulder, tumbling down toward the floor. And then slips into his pocket.
Raven attempts to fish it out.
It--seems to be bigger coming out than going in.
And also blazing with a corona of power.
Oops?
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And thinks: FRIEND!
A yellow haze materializes in front of Raven's pocket and says, "I am Sam! Sam I am! Do you like green eggs and ham?"
It offers a tempting plate of ethereal eggs and ham to the thing, trying to lure it out of the pocket.
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If small metal dogs could sound distressed, this is what that would sound like. K9's antennae ears rotate madly as he tries to discern just what the heck is going on with the pocket and the glowing and TALKING YELLOW HAZE THAT CAN'T BE GOOD.
"MISTRESS, I BELIEVE THERE IS A UNIDENTIFIABLE ... TWO UNIDENTIFIABLE ... THREE UNIDENTIFIABLE ..." K9 flounders while trying to warn his beloved mistress about the danger. Look, we can't all be Lassie.
"Do be quiet, K9, I will update your data banks after I finish this report." Romana huffs from behind her scattered and piled notes.
K9 takes matters into his own... um. Wheels.
COMMENCE FIRING! Except his aim needs to be recalibrated, so all he really succeeds in doing is knocking loose a few of the hanging lanterns. Oops?
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She does not take into account the enlarged tooth fairy gorging itself on green eggs and ham, however.
Which means that shortly thereafter both the plate and the fairy are dodging the sharp edges of her claws.
The plate, at least, does not make it, and half-eaten green eggs soar rafter-wards.
The fairy--now approximately three feet tall and crackling with green energy--attempts to follow it.
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