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[99_99_99]

Something strange is going on. A little yellow walking and talking television moonwalks into the bar. On his screen is a disco ball as he spins around and grooves to the music. He looks around at the bar and the music immediately freezes as he says, "Well hello Bar! Long time no see!" He smiles as he saunters up to her. He pats the top of the bar

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[mandercommander]

Bonzo notices the...

...talking TV? When did Bar get one of those?

...come in.

"Uh...welcome to the Bar?"

[99_99_99]

Mike turns slowly and smiles at the stranger. It's kind of fake...

"Oh Bar and I go way back! Ancient history even!"

[mandercommander]

Smile. "Riiight." Pause. "You are?"

[99_99_99]

"The name's Mike..."

Trumpets fanfare loudly from his speakers as they show on his screen.

"The greatest guardian Mainframe has ever known."

He tries to look warrior like but fails miserably.

[command_dot_com]

Oh, good code there goes the neighborhood.

"Back from your tour already?"

[99_99_99]

Mike stiffens up and screams as he ducks behind a stool. He peers over the stool and at Dot. His legs are shaking as he says,

"Uh well... I kind of thought that.. Well you know... Oh look it's Bob!"

He points in a random direction as he dives under a table.

[command_dot_com]

Mhmm. Yeh.

That's what we thought.

"Mike? You gossip about my body ever again, I won't hesitate to kick you ASCII back onto that ship as a scullery boy."

Threat, now sent, Dot is just going to saunter over next to the fire and try to relax a little.

[99_99_99]

Mike follows her his nose seems to change to a nice brown tone.

"But Dot.. Darling! You look great! Have you lost weight? You must have cut down on some excess data!"

[renegade_enzo]

Oh look; it's Matrix' favourite soccer ball.

Putting on the faux-pleasantness...

"What're you doing here?"

...or not.

[99_99_99]

"Can't a TV have a little fun once in a while?"

He cocks his screen at Matrix as he frowns.

"You're not going to kick me, are you? I mean last time it really hurt and I was picking up pieces for weeks!"

[renegade_enzo]

"Depends on your idea of 'fun'."

Mike cocks his screen; Matrix narrows his eyes.

"You get on my nerves I will."

[red_cg_insanity]

Hex poofed into the bar in her usual red cloud of energy, right behind Mike.

"Hello Mike," said Hex, "I have a new lair."

[99_99_99]

Mike screams like the girl that he is and dives under a booth table. One might hear his knees knocking and his teeth chattering.

"Uh... H-hello."

[red_cg_insanity]

"Your clock speed is still as slow as ever," said Hex examining her golden claws, "I thought you liked me."

[99_99_99]

"L-like you? Why no... I recently learned while travelling with the Captain..."

A little awkward pause.

"In some networks leaping and shrieking is a sign of LOVE! Why Hexadecimal, I don't like you, I love you. Your masks are the epitome of beauty."