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Apr 24, 2008 18:57

On top of Bar is a small green fuzzy puppet.

He’s eating Peeps.

Maybe he’ll share?

[Cthulhu]

yt, alfredo linguini

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garbage_boy April 25 2008, 03:17:20 UTC
At the bar is someone who is trying to figure out how this is working, exactly.

Maybe it's got those clear puppet strings you have to catch the light just right to see. But then where do they go? To the rafters? And how is it eating?

This investigation probably doesn't necessitate leaning over with his head at a 90-degree angle and staring with baffled intensity, but... well, this is why Linguini's not a detective.

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garbage_boy April 25 2008, 19:11:39 UTC
"Alfredo Linguini," after a wary pause. Trying to figure people out in this place gets awfully difficult.

And, as if to make it clear that he is adept enough at devouring bird-shaped souls that his own will not be easy to harvest (...right? Wait what is he thinking IT'S A PUPPET), he eats the Peep.

"...they're juf marfmallows." Blink.

No divine properties to speak of. He's almost disappointed.

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calls_for April 26 2008, 04:04:11 UTC
"...Alfredo Linguini? Really?" Cthulhu laughs mockingly.

"And sugar! It's exactly like eating a soul!" the puppet insists. "Alright, maybe not exactly but it's the closest thing you're ever going to taste."

Poor inferior flesh sack.

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garbage_boy April 26 2008, 04:40:52 UTC
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"Yuh-yes.

I'll pass on eating souls."

Beat.

"Why are they shaped like chicks?" he adds when his curiosity wins out over his flustered affrontedness.

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calls_for April 26 2008, 22:31:00 UTC
That's okay. All for Cthulhu!

"It's an Easter thing. They've got rabbits and eggs, too, and a ton of things for other holidays, but the chicks were first," Cthulhu explains before two more disappear.

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garbage_boy April 26 2008, 22:48:29 UTC
"How can you eat so many?"

Or, you know, any at all. But he's getting hyperglycemia just watching it!

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calls_for April 26 2008, 23:40:47 UTC
"I'm bigger than I look," the High Priest says easily.

Which doesn't explain how he eats at all, but Alfredo didn't really ask, so.

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garbage_boy April 26 2008, 23:44:49 UTC
".......how's that?"

Ah, humans and their literal thinking.

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calls_for April 26 2008, 23:49:09 UTC
"I'm a semi-corporal psychological projection onto this plane of existence that cannot be possibly comprehended by any sane mind."

You know, it's probably for the best that Cthulhu can't grin in anyway understood by a human.

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garbage_boy April 26 2008, 23:58:07 UTC
Okay, well, he's just going to try to think of a way to respond to that, because he did not understand it at all. On the other hand, a sane person apparently wouldn't. Q.E.D.

The slightly disconcerted stare Cthulhu gets probably makes that clear enough anyway, though.

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calls_for May 13 2008, 04:35:32 UTC
"In other words, don't worry about it. Unless you want me to explain it to you and snap your mind?"

He sounds so eager too.

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garbage_boy May 18 2008, 00:16:24 UTC
A shifty glance at... er, around. Time for Plan B!

"Thanks, but actually... I have a... I'm late for something."

Something upstairs. Yep.

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calls_for May 18 2008, 03:35:23 UTC
"Suit yourself, kid," the puppet says with a shrugging motion.

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