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On top of Bar is a small green fuzzy puppet.

He’s eating Peeps.

Maybe he’ll share?

[Cthulhu]

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"As if a slight variation in your fleshy bag makes any difference to your soul. What do you think I am, sexist? Of course I'm still gonna swallow your soul."

Some people.

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"Heh, yeah, that's a pretty good reason. Roger's a whiny bastard; you don't want to be stuck with him for all eternity."

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"The Devil. His name is Roger, but I guess you mortals don't ever learn things like that." Another Peep disappears between his tentacles.

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Cthulhu snorts. "If you call a red guy waving a pitchfork at you mysterious, I guess."

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The puppet laughs. It's a bit frightening, really.

"Yeah, that works a hell of a lot better."

He kinda likes her!

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Of course! But now it'll be really savored instead of slurped.

"Nah, I don't go in much for puns." Usually.

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"I prefer to be annoying in different ways."

If there's a method to driving people mad, annoying them has to be one of the first steps.

"Peep?"