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[kitty_the_wolf]

Kitty loves Fridays. She also hates them. When the show starts...oh, man. That's the top of the world. That's perfection and beauty and grit and she feels like God. Waiting for the show to start is as bad as waiting for the full moon to rise.

That's why her coffee is decaf, and her (rare) steak has as many fork-holes as bites from it.

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[bigheadedchild]

"Hi. I've never seen you before."

It may seem a little abrupt, but she's the first person he spots after being flung through the door by his sister, and it's been a while.

[bigheadedchild]

"Oh. Wow, a celebrity werewolf? That's... pretty cool, actually. Nobody believes in the supernatural where I come from, except me."

[kitty_the_wolf]

"There was a little bit of an incident with a hired assassin." Kitty says with a shrug, "He was supposed to expose me on air and then kill me. Luckily I'm a better talk show host than he was expecting, and the whole on-air thing bugged him enough that he listened."

[bigheadedchild]

"Oh. ...And it's... okay in your world? I mean, people believe in stuff like that?"

[kitty_the_wolf]

"Most of the people around think it's a publicity stunt," Kitty said, "and that doesn't bother me."

[bigheadedchild]

"...Oh. Huh. I guess it's not just my world then..."

[kitty_the_wolf]

"Humans like things to make sense." Kitty points out gently, "People want things to make sense. It doesn't help anything to try to force anyone to change, you've just got to hold the torch and be kind."

[bigheadedchild]

"If an alien comes through the ceiling of your classroom and kidnaps another alien with his spaceship, does it make sense to pretend it didn't even happen?"

[kitty_the_wolf]

"Sure." Kitty says, "What are you going to do about it? Spend your life in terror? Humans got where they are today by being smarter and meaner than everything else. Put them in a situation where they're prey...well, I have no shame in admitting that the entire limit of my attempt to protect myself was screaming and running."

And now she's a werewolf.

It sucks.

[bigheadedchild]

"...I don't get it. I don't understand how people can be blind to things like that, and be happy that way. There's an active alien invasion going on right now, and I'm the only one between Earth and DOOM! ...Well, and my sister, sometimes."

When it suits her ends.

Dib shudders.

[kitty_the_wolf]

Kitty shrugs, "Then you're a very strange," big headed, little boy "person. It's not a bad thing, but it's also not any better than other people."

[bigheadedchild]

"They'd certainly agree with you," Dib mutters.

[kitty_the_wolf]

"Hey." Kitty says, poking him in his over-sized forehead, "You're talking to a packless female werewolf who runs a show hated by at least as many people who love it. You're not the only strange person in this conversation."

[bigheadedchild]

"Yeah, well... I bet people don't think you're stupid, or crazy."

[kitty_the_wolf]

"Cute blond bitch." Kitty says, "Stupid and crazy have been thrown at me on a regular basis for close to a year now...ever since I went public."

[bigheadedchild]

"Well.. so?"

Dib is sulking now.