Tonight, just out of the office and practically glowing with glee, you have a green COMMAND.COM at the bar with two boxes, one small, one rather large which soon get set down upon the surface
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But that reminds him... "Oh, by the way, I was talking to Belar a little while ago, an' he said his brother's function is helping women have babies." (The mun is sure this is a gross oversimplification, and an unfortunate double entendre besides.) "He said he could maybe talk to him, if you need help with anything."
"'Cause sometimes when you talk about the baby you look kinda worried," he jabbers, "an' Belar's brother's a god, well, of course he is, Belar's one too, an' if he can help with User babies I bet he can help with sprite babies too 'cause we're like another level down, an' you prob'ly don't need any help anyway but just in case you do Belar said he could ask. That's okay, right?"
He wasn't nosing, just taking advantage of an opportunity that presented itself.
He smiles. "Cool. He said his brother's mostly busy with his people at home but he could at least give some tips if you need any." Not that Dot often does, about anything, but hey, if an expert's available...
"Y'welcome. I bet you won't need it, but if you do," shrug, "it's his format."
Hey, he never specified which part. not his fault He's not clear on the details, not his fault but he really doesn't want there to be any chance of a repeat of all his fault Mom.
Dot leans over out of the booth to give Enzo a hug. "Hey. When we get within a minute of the due date, you can help decorate the baby's area if you want."
With a constant door to Milliways there? And her sex life? And the pregnancy?
Ahahaha. Dot likes her privacy.
"Just send me any idea you might have while you're studying at the Academy." Dot smiles. "You might even find some good idea around the supercomputer."
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But that reminds him... "Oh, by the way, I was talking to Belar a little while ago, an' he said his brother's function is helping women have babies." (The mun is sure this is a gross oversimplification, and an unfortunate double entendre besides.) "He said he could maybe talk to him, if you need help with anything."
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Whut?
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"'Cause sometimes when you talk about the baby you look kinda worried," he jabbers, "an' Belar's brother's a god, well, of course he is, Belar's one too, an' if he can help with User babies I bet he can help with sprite babies too 'cause we're like another level down, an' you prob'ly don't need any help anyway but just in case you do Belar said he could ask. That's okay, right?"
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She was not expecting her little brother to nose around about her pregnancy issues.
"That alright...I'll talk to Belar about that, the next chance I get."
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He smiles. "Cool. He said his brother's mostly busy with his people at home but he could at least give some tips if you need any." Not that Dot often does, about anything, but hey, if an expert's available...
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Really...it's not the pregnancy part that's worrying. Lots worse stuff can happen during the birth.
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Hey, he never specified which part. not his fault He's not clear on the details, not his fault but he really doesn't want there to be any chance of a repeat of all his fault Mom.
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Dot leans over out of the booth to give Enzo a hug. "Hey. When we get within a minute of the due date, you can help decorate the baby's area if you want."
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"Alphanumeric! Where's the baby's area?"
Translation: You ain't givin' it my room, are you?
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Translation: She's going to fuss non-stop once the baby is born.
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He contemplates for a moment, then starts to giggle. "So we're gonna redecorate, like, one corner of the room?"
Nursery wallpaper might clash a bit with the overall decor.
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And we never said it would be a very big thing.
"We'll work on turning the guest room into a nursery to play in later."
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"Coolness." His room is safe!
Actually, knowing Dot's business sense, the mun is slightly surprised she didn't rent it out.
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Ahahaha. Dot likes her privacy.
"Just send me any idea you might have while you're studying at the Academy." Dot smiles. "You might even find some good idea around the supercomputer."
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And if you're really lucky, he won't let his roommates help.
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