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[greatestinvader]

There's someone small, green and yelly over at the bar.

"I SAID FOUR Hydroplasmic thermic disintegrators! They're not to kill anything, certainly not! They're for... ehhhrrr. science! A science experiment, surely you've heard of earth-child school science fairs! Mine's simply far greater than the usual ones!"

Zim made grabby hands at the bar.

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[bigheadedchild]

"I can't believe the bar bought that line."

Zim is getting a very NASTY look.

[greatestinvader]

"Yes well, you know, I'm very persuasive."

Zim is smug as he's working on... whatever it is. It's possible even HE doesn't know what he's creating.

He's also in too good a mood to be ruined by stinky ol' Dib.

[bigheadedchild]

The nasty look becomes a nasty grin.

"I bet they're not real."

[greatestinvader]

"Oh please, Dib, even your GIANT HEAD wouldn't even be able to comprehend what they do. How could you possibly know if they're real or not?"

Zim affixes one to the machine, a toothy grin coming to his face, "I could test one on you and find out!"

[shinigami_rem]

A Shinigami loomed behind Zim.

"Hello," she said, "What is your name?"

Yes, Zim is not human, therefore Rem can't see his name.

[greatestinvader]

"I AM ZIIIIIM!!!!!"

Shouts the little green alien as he stands triumphantly beside his hunk of metal.

[shinigami_rem]

"There is no need to shout," she said, "What are you?"

She was curious but tried to be polite.

[greatestinvader]

But... Shouting is... just better to get things across!

Zim eyes the... thing for a moment before responding.

"I am an Irken invader. What are you?"

She is spiky, whatever she is, and that always bodes well for being nifty and possibly an ally in his attempts to bring upon human destruction.

[is_listening]

FANTASTIC. Another small, strangely colored, evil-looking thing.

What is it with this place and all the... weird?

Frasier's going to keep his distance.

Yep.

[greatestinvader]

The staring human gets a wicked look from Zim.

"What? It's a science project, nothing more."

[is_listening]

It TALKS!

"That looks like an awfully elaborate science project," he remarks.

[greatestinvader]

"Yes, yes. It is massively over the level of human comprehension, your puny brain wouldn't even begin to understand the very nature of it unless I were to explain it, and that would take a very, very long time."

He affixes one of the whatsits that he just procured to the machine, and proceeds to align it straight ahead.