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[dats_dildoes]

Skwisgaar had been in the bar for a while already, of course, that didn't mean he wasn't still oblivious to things, which was why when he stood up from the couch to go get himself another melonade, he was surprised when he made it all of two steps before falling flat on his face

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[oh_wowee]

Toki had been trying to keep to himself. He'd been trying to give Skwisgaar some space.

Of course, that didn't mean that when the Swede fell over and complained loudly, Toki wasn't paying attention. In fact, he'd just glanced over when he saw it.

There's a Norwegian on the left side of the bar, cackling madly.

[dats_dildoes]

Skwisgar, looked like this: !|:<

And he said: "Shuts de hells up Toki or I's is goings to have to be comes over dere and kicks your ass from here alls de way to Greenslands!" That was, if he could actually move his feet for the asskicking.

[oh_wowee]

The cackling was promptly stopped, only to speak, short and cold. "Tries it."

This was the closest thing Toki came to actually getting back at Skwisgaar for all the times he'd gone and teased him or poured buckets of blood on him, or hit him or gave him rabies.

Really, it was just the end of the year cherry topper to the cake.

[dats_dildoes]

They could probably power a small town with the energy behind Skwisgaar's glower.

He folded his arms, "I would but is too much kinds of effort to goes alls of de way over dere. You's is safe. For now."

Of course, this had nothing to do with the fact that his feet were stuck to the floor, none at all.