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[k_in_black]

Agent K strides through the Front Door and scans the bar without breaking a step. He comes to a halt in front of the table where a still amnesiac Agent Zed is scribbling notes about this 'asylum for stage magicians' he’s stumbled upon

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[milkbonesoldier]

"Christ Almighty, mate, what the fuck are you on about?" says Wells, who's only inside because inside is where they keep the beer. Pre-lunar tension and all that.

[bring_a_sponge]

"I'LL TEAR THEIR FUCKING ARMS OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS!! I'LL FEED 'EM TO THE RAZORWORMS OF GALBARGIS IX!!"

Standing just outside blast range, a perfectly calm K puts out a hand, "Sergeant, Wells, isn't it?"

"DEAD!! YOU HEAR ME? DEAD!!"

[milkbonesoldier]

Wells shakes the offered hand. "Got it in one, mate. You're K, yeah? What crawled up his arse?"

[bring_a_sponge]

"THREE DAYS!! THREE DAYS WITH LAVINIA QAURIX, THE DOMINATRIX OF DELTA PRIME!!! SEE HOW THEY LIKE HAVING THEIR BAL---!!!"

"Way I heard it, had something to do with an apple and amnesia."

K shrugs.

"Milliways."

"--AND A TEN-FOOT SPACE CACTUS SHOVED UP THEIR--!!!"

[maxwellsdemon02]

"Oooooh boy."

Duo had managed to avoid most of the mayhem this week (even Puck had been minimal mayhem, much to his surprise).

He may be taking mental notes on some of these curses, though. Even the ones with alien references he doesn't get sound blistering!

[bring_a_sponge]

Actually, Duo might be just the person Zed wants to see, whenever he calms down.

Zed will probably have this idea for an assignment.

Of course, the Man in Black isn't really sure who's responsible for his amnesia. So he might be telling Duo to just, "Start at the top of this list and work your way down."

It's also possible Duo's hair may be catching some of the blast effect.

[maxwellsdemon02]

It's a little like standing too near the business end of a rocket. Or arguing with one of the drill sergeants.

Duo shoves his bangs out of his eyes and wanders over. He gives K a brief wave, still admiring the invective.

"Wish I'd seen when he couldn't remember anything."

[k_in_black]

"--AND SCREAM DOWN THE HOLE!!--"

"Yeah. Sorry I missed it myself."

"He wouldn't be this pissed if it hadn't been a sight to see."

"--DIG UP HIS HEAD AGAIN"

[nitro_is_ace]

Ace stares, attentively. She lives in the Wells household - there's always a use for new curses.

After a few minutes though, she gives K a grin and waves a hand at her pint of Guinness - does he want one? She's definitely not going to try to shout the old guy down.

[k_in_black]

Hey, Agent K is having a good enough day. And a Guinness with Ace can only make it better. The Man in Black smiles and nods.

"--HOGTIE HIS LEGS AND STAMPEDE THE HYPER-BISONS--!!"

[nitro_is_ace]

Ace grins crookedly, and a few moments later there's a pint for K too. Ace tsks at a few of the suggestions - definitely not sporting, those. No chance for a good chase. Points deducted for foul play.

[bring_a_sponge]

K smiles a silent toast before looking at Zed and then glancing back at Ace.

"Well, you know how it goes. We get a little touchy about memories."

"--CYBER-PARASITES OF STELLAR NEBULA PROCYON--!!"