If you happen to walk outside today..

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Someone's set up several picnic tables outside in the back area near the lake. There's two tables of food set out, for organic and digital guests.. right next to a massive grill. She's been planning this ever since Dot found out about his birthday coming up. The ballons have 1-1-0 printed in neat digital script as they bob about in a small breeze, today couldn't be better to Celebrate Bob's birthday.

...All it needs now is the man of honour. So waits a Dot by the door for her Guardian.