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[bohemian_mark]

There is a teddy bear on a table. One might notice that he's been there for a while. What might be the most amusing is that the teddy bear is trying to work a camera that's just a bit smaller than itself. And really, should a teddy bear be saying some of those things? Probably not.

Mark inna bar. As a bear. Whoops.

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[gorgonfondness]

Mia has seen and experienced a lot of strange things in her life, but a talking teddy bear isn't on the list yet. She'll have to add it once she gets home.

"Do you need some help?" the not-small-at-all fairy Mia asks.

[bohemian_mark]

"What I'd really like is to be my normal size again." He looks up, or at least tries to turn. "Um. Don't think this is rude, but are you usually a fairy?"

[gorgonfondness]

"Considering everything I've been through lately, I don't think it's rude at all. There are fairies at home, but I'm not one. Miss Bar dressed me up like this. Judging from what you said, this isn't normal for you either."

She sits down at the table.

"What is going on?"

[bohemian_mark]

"No, I'm usually just a human guy." Mark sighs. "Um. Every so often Bar decides to do strange things to people, dress them up, or, uh, in my case turn me fuzzy." He tries to smile, but realizes FTBs* don't smile.

*fuzzy teddy bears

[faithful_slayer]

Hey, there's a Slayer.

Wow, she's pregnant.

Wow, that's a loud outfit.

(She's laughing at him, of course.)

[bohemian_mark]

Mark has dots. "Faith??"

[faithful_slayer]

"Hi, Mark."

She sits down at his table, with some effort.

"How's it going?"

[bohemian_mark]

"Um. Well, other than avoiding Benny, and being a foot and a half tall and fuzzy, not too bad, I guess."

[fallen_april]

She sees.

She stares.

And the (apparent) hooker squeals and scoops the bear up for cuddles.

[bohemian_mark]

"Uh." The bear flails. Typically.

[fallen_april]

"You're adorable," April declares before setting him down.

[bohemian_mark]

"I'm a foot and a half tall. And a plushie." Mark sighs, then stares. "And you're, uh, showing a lot more skin than usual."