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[hcliffhuxtable]

The way Cliff figures it?
He's doomed.
Or someone put a curse on him, other than the Parental Curse delivered by his mother. * Maybe both.
He'd been Bound for weeks, barely dodging that bullet. It had been the middle of their wedding anniversary dinner. He'd stepped out to get a wine glass and BLAM OMG MILLIWAYS

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[captainryan]

"I had the exact same reaction when I woke up yesterday!" pipes up an excessively cheerful puppet that sounds exactly like Captain Ryan, if Ryan ever sounded that cheerful. Then he tries to frown, but this doesn't really work since his mouth is frozen.

"Or are you upset because your Door is gone?"

[hcliffhuxtable]

Cliff turns around and just stares. "Ryan???"
"YES." to his question.
For some reason, he thinks he should...do something. He seems to have a lot of excess energy all of a sudden

[captainryan]

The puppet winces. "Please, call me Richie. Do I know you?" he asks smiling broadly.

[hcliffhuxtable]

"Hi Richie," trying to be nice. After all, that's what muppets do.
"I'm Cliff."

[iustus_rex]

Edmund isn't trying to stare.

And certainly this puppet isn't the only one acting bizarrely.

But, well. A puppet pounding its head against the door and yelling is... eye-catching.

"I say," he ventures after a moment, "are you quite all right?

[hcliffhuxtable]

(Millitimed with apologies for not seeing this sooner!)

Cliff stops his hissy fit and turns around, taking a deep breath.
"I turned into a MUPPET. All right and I aren't in the same time zone right now. I'm not sure they're in the same galaxy."

[iustus_rex]

[OOC: No worries! And apologies for not replying sooner -- my internet connection decided to implode yesterday.]

Edmund stares at him.

So... not just an invasion of puppets, then.

"You're a human? Or, er, something else, ordinarily?"

[hcliffhuxtable]

"Human. My name's Cliff." He somehow has a wallet, even as a STUFFED ANIMAL,
and gets out his driver's license picture to hold it up.