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Klinger isn't hiding underneath that booth over there. No, he isn't hiding at all. He's just strategically resting, ignoring the wad of bubble gum that got stuck on the hem of his stark white nurse's outfit (complete with a cute red cape), and maybe occassionally looking to make sure no one has followed him here.

He tried to prove to Colonel

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No one has followed Klinger. Why no, of course not.

That is why Frank Burns flings the door open (it very nearly flies back and hits him in the face).

"KLINGER!"

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Out of everyone! Out of everyone!

Klinger shudders underneath the booth, pulling his cape up over his face and hoping Frank Burns doesn't find him

...wait, Frank knows about this place?

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Frank stops short as he realizes where exactly he just walked into.

Crap.

However, before he can turn on his heel and go right back out, he catches a flash of red under a table.

Very shortly, there are a pair of boots beside the table, and a sharp face leaning down. "Corporal Klinger!"

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Klinger gulps and scrambles out from under the table, nearly colliding into Major Ferret-Face Major Burns as he does so. He stands up as straight as possible (it's hard in this tight fitting dress) and puts his hand to his head in a salute.

"Sir, yes sir!"