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May 12, 2006 23:00

Once there was a peaceful bar,
full of many peaceful patrons.
Until one day there came a dragon-man.
Burninating up all the patrons.

And he was TROGDOR
And he was INNA BAR

But he is always TROGDOR!

trogdor, rilian, raptor red

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cardboard_tube May 13 2006, 03:36:21 UTC

A DRAGON-MAN? INNA BAR?

ONOES!

This calls for--

THE CARDBOARD TUBE SAMURAI.

cardboard_tube May 13 2006, 05:24:12 UTC

"--what lie is this?!"

He twists the arm holding his tube slightly, examining it, then scowls fiercely at Trogdor.

He cannot actually come up with a denial, so a scowl shall have to suffice.

consummate_vs May 13 2006, 05:25:29 UTC

"It is no lie! Human flesh is stringy and unsatisfying."

cardboard_tube May 13 2006, 05:26:28 UTC

Uncertainly, "You do not feast upon the flesh of humans?"

consummate_vs May 13 2006, 05:31:13 UTC

"I feast upon the flesh of soy burgers! And sometimes french fries."

cardboard_tube May 13 2006, 05:37:59 UTC

"...what brand of demon are you?"

The Samurai is terribly confused now. Evil Demons and Dragon-men are supposed to hunt and kill innocent people! What is he supposed to defend the patrons of Milliways against?

consummate_vs May 13 2006, 05:45:44 UTC

Trogdor kills many innocent people! Just not for lunch!

"I am Trogdor!"

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