May 11, 2006 13:37
A table is piled high with flowers.
Standing over this pile of flowers, which is probably piled, oh, suspender-high, is Mr. Gumby, blinking at the array.
There's order to be found in this inviting chaos. Whether you choose to contribute or destroy it is entirely up to you. Either way, though, somebody's getting some nicely-arranged flowers out of
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Minding his own business? What?
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Gumby jumps, startled. No one is in sight. He brandishes a cluster of marigolds and irises. "Hello?"
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Huh. Tetchy little fellow. Clearly needs a good pair of boots. Or perhaps some bricks to stand on.
He looks at the flowers in his hand. "They're... for arranging."
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"Saur saur?" it asks.
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Right now, it's the chrysanthemums.
Lovely flowers, chrysanthemums. So much fun to say. A challenge, though. "Cris... anth... them... ums..." he mutters, not really looking around him.
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"Saursaur bulba, bulbasaur." the creature suggests.
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Gumby peers at the critter.
He blinks at it, rather studiously.
He stares at the thing on its back.
"Are you one of my missing flowers?" he posits.
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1) He looks at the sky, befuddled, until something else catches his attention.
2) He goes into WARP-NINE FLAIL MODE, roaring and thrashing and jumping around.
The second option comes to pass presently.
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Murder? Where? He turns around frantically, before it occurs to him that he's being addressed, and not warned. He faces the Very Red Person again.
"I'm arranging them!" he explains, gesturing expansively at the mess of ravaged plants on the table.
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Arranging? That's what you get for hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the manufactured artistry and conformist tyranny of our society!
Wait, sorry, wrong Michael Palin. Gumby examines the flowers again. "Into arrangements!"
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