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[awesome_lilly]

Someone still has a sign. And a grin. And more potential whores to talk to. You're probably one of them, and if so?

Madam Lilly Wants YOU...

...to be a whore. Hey, odds are good that if you've wound up here, you're probably already a slut. Sure, try to deny it, but I was here on Halloween. I remember the leather. So why not make some money at it

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[balletrat]

*When Meg catches sight of Lilly, she grins, a little, and raises her hand in greeting.

Her eyes keep drifting down to the sign, though.*

[awesome_lilly]

Lilly smiles back, cheerfully, and waves Meg in her direction.

"Hey Meg! Wanna sit?"

[balletrat]

Bien sur, *Meg says, cheerfully, and heads over to Lilly's table, taking a chair across from her and the sign.

A second later, she jumps up, and adds, lightly,* Sorry, I guess I should sit to the side instead of in front - I'm going to block your advertising.

[awesome_lilly]

Lilly shrugs.

"It's attracted a ton of people already, I don't mind taking a night off. God. Someone should remind me that I don't really need to act on every idea I ever have."

She doesn't actually sound too annoyed.

[flybywash]

Wash has heard, but not yet witnessed the terror glory.

So he just...kind of slowly tilts his head as he reads the sign.

Growing up with legalized prostitution takes away the shock factor. What's left is more of a resigned, mildly puzzled amusement.

[awesome_lilly]

Lilly smiles at him, ever so sweetly.

"Aw, Wash. You know I'd hire you in a minute, right? Except for that thing where Zoe'd shoot us both instantly, I think you'd be an awesome whore."

[flybywash]

Wash chokes a little, manages to turn it into a cleverly-disguised cough.

"Except for that very big and please can I not get shot thing," he says, emphatic. "And you forgot the 'repeatedly and painfully' parts."

[awesome_lilly]

Lilly sighs.

"Yeah, I know. It's too bad, though. I'm sure the pilot thing'd be really popular. And it'd give you a chance to see even more of Mal!"

[walker_cain]

Cain wanders up, a smile on his face.

"Good evening, Madam Lilly."

[awesome_lilly]

Lilly smiles cheerfully at him.

"What up, sai? Whore, whoree, reporter, or random stranger?"

[walker_cain]

He grins and ticks things off on his hands.

"Whore, whoree, random stranger, possible masseuse, and possible bouncer. Lots of experience at all of the above."

[awesome_lilly]

"Well, that's certainly versatile."

Lilly takes out the notepad.

"What's your name, and where does all this experience come from?"

[i_love_kettch]

Wes can't really read the sign; it's that English thing again. But it -- and the person with it -- definitely gives off certain ... vibes. You know the kind.

So he approaches warily, with a glance round, and -- "You're that one with the delicate flowers thing, yeah?"

...it still makes him snicker a little.

[awesome_lilly]

Lilly smiles at him, unperturbed by the snickering.

"If by delicate flowers you mean whorehouse, then yes! That's me. Hello, potential whore. What's your name?"

[i_love_kettch]

"Reckon I do," Wes agrees with a grin, then he shakes his head, trying not to choke. "Oh no, nuh uh, not goin' for this actual whore thing m'self -- as popular as I'd be. Fast track to a blaster bolt t'the head. More, uh, inquirin' about other--" No, he can't resist: "Positions.

"'m Wes Janson," he adds, holding out his hand.

[awesome_lilly]

"I'm Madam Lilly," she replies cheerfully, shaking his hand.

"Aka Co-Editor-in-Chief Kane of the Say True, aka Lilly Kane, DeadNeptuneCaliforniaEarth2005. So. Got any special skills I should know about?"

[but_i_will]

"Well, well. I didn't expect I'd have to worry about competition in any official sense." Darla says, having paused to read the sign.

She looks amused rather than concerned as she eyes the human girl.

[awesome_lilly]

Lilly grins.

"It's still Milliways. I figure there's going to be plenty of sex no matter if it's official or not."

[but_i_will]

"Oh, I'm sure of that. But a girl has a bar tab to consider." Darla replies, with a rueful grin.

"Let's cut to the chase. I'm Darla, I'm 400 years old, and I used to do this professionally. I'm assuming that counts as experienced?"

[awesome_lilly]

"Certainly does," Lilly says, grinning.

"I have to say, I like the directness. Got any in-bar references?"