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Mar 10, 2006 20:26

Lilly's been around. She just hasn't been as noticeable as she is tonight after her conversation with Bernard, cheerfully sitting next to a rather large sign with a picture of herself on it, pointing and smirking. The words below the picture read:

Madam Lilly Wants YOU...

...to be a whore. Hey, odds are good that if you've wound up here, you're probably already a slut. Sure, try to deny it, but I was here on Halloween. I remember the leather. So why not make some money at it? Join Madam Lilly's Delicate Flowers*, have sex, and pay off your tab. It's a win-win situation! Just not a business. Because that would be Wrong.

*Male, female, dead, and other are welcome to apply. Must be willing applicant and of legal age in home universe. Applicants may be required to demonstrate skills. Madam Lilly's Delicate Flowers is an equal opportunity employer.

hellspawn, ingress, kim bauer, delicate flowers, ash williams, lilly kane, bernard mickey wrangle, raven, delia of eldorne, lucy pevensie

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