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So, a mystery message had appeared in the bar, asking for the Furon soldier, Cryptosporidium, to appear outside on a matter of some urgency. Time being what it is in the bar, this meant that the sender could just wait around without worry until the thing was properly answered. It didn't specify which Crypto, however, and there were a number of him in the bar, since Crypto was a self-cloning little green man alien. We now join three of the aforementioned clones under the red sky.
Crypto-138: So, the message said 'Meet outside in Milliways. Bring 'Pox's secret weapon.'. You guys know what this is about?
Crypto-142: Sounds like one of us, I mean one of ME... But not...US-us, right?
Crypto-176: Yeah, but I know what he's looking for. 'Pox's special Quantum Deconstructor Rifle. I had ta' get it away from Kevyn on the way out.
He pulls out a large rifle with glowing-green coils. Surprisingly, so do the other two!
Crypto-142: Yeah, I know. I got this out of the secret storage locker a while back.
Crypto-138: Just found it today.
This...might be bad. Fortunately, an explanation is in order as a completely the same, yet different Crypto jetpacked down from above. He has a slightly-swankier look about him...and he's holding the exact same weapon as the other three. This is Crypto-195...OF THE FUTURE!
Crypto-195: Great! You found it. Now, follow me. This isn't gonna be pretty.
Crypto-142: Ya mind tellin' us why you wanted us all to carry around an unlicenced Deconstructor? The SAME Deconstructor?
Crypto-195: Because...back where I'm from? It's Blisk War 3. The Blisk have come back from- Wait... Wasn't there another one...?
Incoming! One last Furon into the mess! With the shouted cry of "Hey guys! I found it!", Crypto-154 jets in with another Quantum Deconstructor Rifle, knocks into the rest of them like bowling pins, and they all drop their weapons. They all look up at the loud WHOOOOOOOOOMMMMM noise that follows...and find all five weapons merged with each other, floating around in a glowing green sphere of quantum energy mess.
Cue the collective "Uh oh...".
Crypto-138: So, the message said 'Meet outside in Milliways. Bring 'Pox's secret weapon.'. You guys know what this is about?
Crypto-142: Sounds like one of us, I mean one of ME... But not...US-us, right?
Crypto-176: Yeah, but I know what he's looking for. 'Pox's special Quantum Deconstructor Rifle. I had ta' get it away from Kevyn on the way out.
He pulls out a large rifle with glowing-green coils. Surprisingly, so do the other two!
Crypto-142: Yeah, I know. I got this out of the secret storage locker a while back.
Crypto-138: Just found it today.
This...might be bad. Fortunately, an explanation is in order as a completely the same, yet different Crypto jetpacked down from above. He has a slightly-swankier look about him...and he's holding the exact same weapon as the other three. This is Crypto-195...OF THE FUTURE!
Crypto-195: Great! You found it. Now, follow me. This isn't gonna be pretty.
Crypto-142: Ya mind tellin' us why you wanted us all to carry around an unlicenced Deconstructor? The SAME Deconstructor?
Crypto-195: Because...back where I'm from? It's Blisk War 3. The Blisk have come back from- Wait... Wasn't there another one...?
Incoming! One last Furon into the mess! With the shouted cry of "Hey guys! I found it!", Crypto-154 jets in with another Quantum Deconstructor Rifle, knocks into the rest of them like bowling pins, and they all drop their weapons. They all look up at the loud WHOOOOOOOOOMMMMM noise that follows...and find all five weapons merged with each other, floating around in a glowing green sphere of quantum energy mess.
Cue the collective "Uh oh...".