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The Alternia sweep ends with a twelve day holiday interstice; the last day, Twelfth Perigee's Eve, is their least terrible holiday, and marks the culmination of a three hundred hour celebration of the most repulsive and dangerously heart-warming sentiments.
It is 12 day until the dawn of a new year here at Milliways, and Karkat has been prevailed upon to honor the season that it, technically, isn't. And deep down he has a sentimental streak of his own. Which is why he is set up at a table with a freshly-butchered and roasted-in-carapace giant scorpion carcass, and some doughy stuffed pastries. There is also a sign.
TRADITIONAL ALTERNIAN HOLIDAY FOOD
FREE
ROAST BEAST
AND
ARACHNID SNAPS
DO NOT EAT THE ONES WITH RED SPRINKLES
UNLESS YOU HAVE A BETTER THAN HUMAN METABOLISM
Karkat is having his beast with cider; there is no rule against multiculturalism.
It is 12 day until the dawn of a new year here at Milliways, and Karkat has been prevailed upon to honor the season that it, technically, isn't. And deep down he has a sentimental streak of his own. Which is why he is set up at a table with a freshly-butchered and roasted-in-carapace giant scorpion carcass, and some doughy stuffed pastries. There is also a sign.
TRADITIONAL ALTERNIAN HOLIDAY FOOD
FREE
ROAST BEAST
AND
ARACHNID SNAPS
DO NOT EAT THE ONES WITH RED SPRINKLES
UNLESS YOU HAVE A BETTER THAN HUMAN METABOLISM
Karkat is having his beast with cider; there is no rule against multiculturalism.