Stonewater Legacy 5.1
YAY! I UPDATED!!! It's been sooooooooo long. I'm so sorry. Because of my schedule, I can only update on weekends and even then, I fail because of time management. So, mrrgh. And what sucks is, though I swore to update both my legacies, I may not be able to. If only because I have house work I've put off all weekend and need to get done. *headdesk* Why is there never enough time? And why am I so old that I'm putting housework before what I ACTUALLY want to do? Holy mother!
Anyhoo, usual warnings: too many pics (90+) and language. XD
Last update: College, fighting, more college, and graduation. XD
I only wanted to do one graduation party (because trying to get a reasonable party score drives me INSANE!) so the rest of gen 4 graduated by phone. I'm so loving. XD
Cheyanne.
Mistake.
Gilian.
I moved them all into a house together so I can eventually get them married and see their offspring. Fail met Gilian before she even entered the door. He had missed her.
MAKEOVER TIMES!!!!:
Cheyanne, whom I decided she was a classy, homemaker hippie type.
Mistake, who actually didn't even need a makeover, I just like this outfit. XD
And then Gilian, who went mad and dyed her hair purple. You are all jealous, I'm sure. XD
Meanwhile, back at the legacy house:
I can't help but think Castor and Shiva stayed this way the ENTIRE TIME I was gone. And this is why I love them. XD
Sabra: Hey dad, other dad! Having sexual relations? Rock on!
Sabra received her makeover too. I love this hair more than I should love anything pixelated and that INCLUDES the Stonewaters.
Why this picture? Because sims losing against themselves at chess amazes and terrifies me.
HI, CHRISTIAN!!!
Sabra: Move in with me! Give me your money and your babies!
I think Christian only kissed her to shut her up.
Christian: Hey, Mr. Stonewater! I'm marrying your daughter.
Santiago: Oh, really? Do you want to see what's in my pants?
Christian: Scuse me?
Sabra: I drink because my dad is hitting on my boyfriend!
Sabra: MOVE IN WITH ME NOW!! *claims*
Christian: Holy mother of god! What madness have I agreed to?
The best kind, baby. The best kind.
Shiva: You want me to say hello to my granddaughter's boyfriend? ARE YOU ON CRACK AND ACID, YOU GINORMOUS WHORE?!!
Santiago: I am going to slam that man up against a wall.
What now?
Quickly! Have sex with him before your dad does!
HA! Sabra has no heart. She a Slutty McSlutterson! XD
Christian after a makeover! Are you ready for some stats? No? WELL TOO BAD!!
Chrstian InsertLastNameIForgotHere
Aspiration: Knowledge.
LTW: Max out 7 skills.
Stats:
2 Sloppy
3 Shy
9 Active
7 Playful
4 Grouchy
Turn Ons: Blondies in undies.
Turn Offs: Cologne.
HB and Shiva are still at it, unfortunately.
But.... I thought you hated him for loving your son instead of you.
Shiva: And this is why being such a yaoi fangirl is an awkward balance.
Here, here, sista!
Sabra: AUGH! My face!
Christian: Seriously? I hurt you? GASP! Only one thing I can do to fix this.
Christian: MARRY ME!
Sabra: OMG!!! I had NO IDEA this would EVER happen!
You LIAH!!!
Sabra: Hmmmm, I guess this will do.
Sabra: Thank you!!
Christian: Oh god, I'm going to die here, aren't I?
Not in this particular house, no.
Obsessed much, perhaps?
New house (thank you, simplicist), same insane problems of stupid.
Shiva: You coulda had ALL THIS, nancy boy!
HB: I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS HAPPENING!
WEDDING PARTY, BITCHES!!!:
Gilian: What's up? Who the hell are you? Let's get this party started!
What in the hell of all that is good and pure are you doing, Eric?!
Silver: Hey, babe. You's fine! Call me.
I hate to break it to you, baby, but she lives in the exact same house as you. Just believe me.
Christian: Alright! Are we gonna do this or what?!
Impatient, much?
Eric: That woman is NOT allowed to have alla this.
Well, who said she needed you! She has CASTOR, you bastard!
Prepare yourself. Are you ready? Wedding spam!:
You'd better clap, bitches! *is proud*
Wow. I just now realized that both Shiva AND Kaylynn are trying to steal the show with their own wedding dresses. And the same exact one, at that. How uncouth!
Hey, Cheyanne! Still in all kinds of aspiration failure?
Cheyanne: For the love of god, help me!
Awww, you're pretty.
Gilian: Hey there, everybody! Having a good time? The thing in the corner says so! Alright!
This just made me sad...
...because everyone else is eating outside.
SPEECH, SPEECH!!!
She didn't give one. My life is pain.
Santiago: Why's this bitch always gotta be cryin'?
I'm not sure you want to know, baby.
Sabra: OH MY GOD! I could've married THIS but instead I married Christian? WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
This is inappropriate on so many levels. I am amazed.
No, scratch that. THIS is inappropriate! WHAT THE HELL?! Eric, I thought you found her disgusting?!
Eric: Yeah, but she so fiiiiiiiine.
WHAT?!
Honeymoon! And, damn, Mistake is delicious. *stares*
Well, that was fulfilling (will remember to book an ACTUAL honeymoon next time).
Sabra: Alright, time for those babies you promised me.
Christian: But... we just got married.
Sabra: You don't know how a legacy works, do ya?
SUCCESS!!
She did this to every toilet in the house. She's a delicate flower, apparently.
HB: HEY EVERYBODY! I'M HOME! I JUST GOT FIRED! LIFE IS AWESOME!!
HB: Oh wait. That's a bad thing, isn't it?
My god, I love Sabra far too much. I'm her own private fangirl.
Coping a feel AND passing gas? Christian just has far too much class for you.
This all makes HB giggle for whatever particular, male reason.
Shiva: OH MY GOD! I need to use the keyboard RIGHT NOW but this COW is in my way! HELP ME!
Sabra's life was spared by a life-affirming POP.
I have no idea why Shiva is strutting but, damn, I love her for it. And check out the new house. My computer was going so insane it couldn't handle simplicist's awesome house so I had to build a smaller one. I did my best.
I decided Samantha is the official stalker of the Stonewater legacy. She wants Castor so bad it's like a taste in her mouth.
HB: *contemplates the fire's existence*
I'm still obsessed with her. I can't help it.
Sabra: Ugh! I'm just too pretty to look at myself anymore.
Sabra: OMG! I POPPED!
Castor: It's like THIS big!
Samantha: For seriously?!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANYONE BUT HER! SERIOUSLY!!! *clings*
*cries*
Just so you're aware of how awesome Silver is, he got twice the money his brother . XD
He did this for so long I started crying again.
All of Santiago's priorities on the eve of his mother's death baffles me. Money, checking the floss. Awesome.
*huggles Sabra*
Castor: This salad tastes like my wife is dead.
*huggles Castor*
Castor: Why is this scantily clad whore asleep in her food?
Castor: Oh woe is me. I am far too sick to go to work. So sick. Oh woe. *cough*
Seriously, HB? Again?
Yeeeeeeeeeeah. No beer gut for you.
I can't remember this chick's name for the life of me but I am randomly obsessed with everything about her.
HB: OH YEAHS! Check it out, ladies and gents. The hotness is back!
Yes, another picture of her. Look at her nose! I LOVE IT SO MUCH!
And, look, she fits right in. Her crazy ass sat right down and ate green wafting pancakes. I need her. XD
Wow. Way to be humongous, Sabra. O.o
BABY TIME! Check out Santiago in the back. Yeah, he's the only one to make it to the ACTUAL birth.
And here she is, folks. Meet Subtle Stonewater, the first baby of gen 5. XD
Crazy chick that I am in love with: LOL! Baby!
HB: *snore* Did someone just have a baby? *snore*
Thanks, ACR! EXACTLY what I needed with a newborn baby in the house. And this is why people hate you.
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That's all folks! I hope you enjoyed!! XD
Anyhoo, usual warnings: too many pics (90+) and language. XD
Last update: College, fighting, more college, and graduation. XD
I only wanted to do one graduation party (because trying to get a reasonable party score drives me INSANE!) so the rest of gen 4 graduated by phone. I'm so loving. XD
Cheyanne.
Mistake.
Gilian.
I moved them all into a house together so I can eventually get them married and see their offspring. Fail met Gilian before she even entered the door. He had missed her.
MAKEOVER TIMES!!!!:
Cheyanne, whom I decided she was a classy, homemaker hippie type.
Mistake, who actually didn't even need a makeover, I just like this outfit. XD
And then Gilian, who went mad and dyed her hair purple. You are all jealous, I'm sure. XD
Meanwhile, back at the legacy house:
I can't help but think Castor and Shiva stayed this way the ENTIRE TIME I was gone. And this is why I love them. XD
Sabra: Hey dad, other dad! Having sexual relations? Rock on!
Sabra received her makeover too. I love this hair more than I should love anything pixelated and that INCLUDES the Stonewaters.
Why this picture? Because sims losing against themselves at chess amazes and terrifies me.
HI, CHRISTIAN!!!
Sabra: Move in with me! Give me your money and your babies!
I think Christian only kissed her to shut her up.
Christian: Hey, Mr. Stonewater! I'm marrying your daughter.
Santiago: Oh, really? Do you want to see what's in my pants?
Christian: Scuse me?
Sabra: I drink because my dad is hitting on my boyfriend!
Sabra: MOVE IN WITH ME NOW!! *claims*
Christian: Holy mother of god! What madness have I agreed to?
The best kind, baby. The best kind.
Shiva: You want me to say hello to my granddaughter's boyfriend? ARE YOU ON CRACK AND ACID, YOU GINORMOUS WHORE?!!
Santiago: I am going to slam that man up against a wall.
What now?
Quickly! Have sex with him before your dad does!
HA! Sabra has no heart. She a Slutty McSlutterson! XD
Christian after a makeover! Are you ready for some stats? No? WELL TOO BAD!!
Chrstian InsertLastNameIForgotHere
Aspiration: Knowledge.
LTW: Max out 7 skills.
Stats:
2 Sloppy
3 Shy
9 Active
7 Playful
4 Grouchy
Turn Ons: Blondies in undies.
Turn Offs: Cologne.
HB and Shiva are still at it, unfortunately.
But.... I thought you hated him for loving your son instead of you.
Shiva: And this is why being such a yaoi fangirl is an awkward balance.
Here, here, sista!
Sabra: AUGH! My face!
Christian: Seriously? I hurt you? GASP! Only one thing I can do to fix this.
Christian: MARRY ME!
Sabra: OMG!!! I had NO IDEA this would EVER happen!
You LIAH!!!
Sabra: Hmmmm, I guess this will do.
Sabra: Thank you!!
Christian: Oh god, I'm going to die here, aren't I?
Not in this particular house, no.
Obsessed much, perhaps?
New house (thank you, simplicist), same insane problems of stupid.
Shiva: You coulda had ALL THIS, nancy boy!
HB: I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS HAPPENING!
WEDDING PARTY, BITCHES!!!:
Gilian: What's up? Who the hell are you? Let's get this party started!
What in the hell of all that is good and pure are you doing, Eric?!
Silver: Hey, babe. You's fine! Call me.
I hate to break it to you, baby, but she lives in the exact same house as you. Just believe me.
Christian: Alright! Are we gonna do this or what?!
Impatient, much?
Eric: That woman is NOT allowed to have alla this.
Well, who said she needed you! She has CASTOR, you bastard!
Prepare yourself. Are you ready? Wedding spam!:
You'd better clap, bitches! *is proud*
Wow. I just now realized that both Shiva AND Kaylynn are trying to steal the show with their own wedding dresses. And the same exact one, at that. How uncouth!
Hey, Cheyanne! Still in all kinds of aspiration failure?
Cheyanne: For the love of god, help me!
Awww, you're pretty.
Gilian: Hey there, everybody! Having a good time? The thing in the corner says so! Alright!
This just made me sad...
...because everyone else is eating outside.
SPEECH, SPEECH!!!
She didn't give one. My life is pain.
Santiago: Why's this bitch always gotta be cryin'?
I'm not sure you want to know, baby.
Sabra: OH MY GOD! I could've married THIS but instead I married Christian? WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
This is inappropriate on so many levels. I am amazed.
No, scratch that. THIS is inappropriate! WHAT THE HELL?! Eric, I thought you found her disgusting?!
Eric: Yeah, but she so fiiiiiiiine.
WHAT?!
Honeymoon! And, damn, Mistake is delicious. *stares*
Well, that was fulfilling (will remember to book an ACTUAL honeymoon next time).
Sabra: Alright, time for those babies you promised me.
Christian: But... we just got married.
Sabra: You don't know how a legacy works, do ya?
SUCCESS!!
She did this to every toilet in the house. She's a delicate flower, apparently.
HB: HEY EVERYBODY! I'M HOME! I JUST GOT FIRED! LIFE IS AWESOME!!
HB: Oh wait. That's a bad thing, isn't it?
My god, I love Sabra far too much. I'm her own private fangirl.
Coping a feel AND passing gas? Christian just has far too much class for you.
This all makes HB giggle for whatever particular, male reason.
Shiva: OH MY GOD! I need to use the keyboard RIGHT NOW but this COW is in my way! HELP ME!
Sabra's life was spared by a life-affirming POP.
I have no idea why Shiva is strutting but, damn, I love her for it. And check out the new house. My computer was going so insane it couldn't handle simplicist's awesome house so I had to build a smaller one. I did my best.
I decided Samantha is the official stalker of the Stonewater legacy. She wants Castor so bad it's like a taste in her mouth.
HB: *contemplates the fire's existence*
I'm still obsessed with her. I can't help it.
Sabra: Ugh! I'm just too pretty to look at myself anymore.
Sabra: OMG! I POPPED!
Castor: It's like THIS big!
Samantha: For seriously?!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANYONE BUT HER! SERIOUSLY!!! *clings*
*cries*
Just so you're aware of how awesome Silver is, he got twice the money his brother . XD
He did this for so long I started crying again.
All of Santiago's priorities on the eve of his mother's death baffles me. Money, checking the floss. Awesome.
*huggles Sabra*
Castor: This salad tastes like my wife is dead.
*huggles Castor*
Castor: Why is this scantily clad whore asleep in her food?
Castor: Oh woe is me. I am far too sick to go to work. So sick. Oh woe. *cough*
Seriously, HB? Again?
Yeeeeeeeeeeah. No beer gut for you.
I can't remember this chick's name for the life of me but I am randomly obsessed with everything about her.
HB: OH YEAHS! Check it out, ladies and gents. The hotness is back!
Yes, another picture of her. Look at her nose! I LOVE IT SO MUCH!
And, look, she fits right in. Her crazy ass sat right down and ate green wafting pancakes. I need her. XD
Wow. Way to be humongous, Sabra. O.o
BABY TIME! Check out Santiago in the back. Yeah, he's the only one to make it to the ACTUAL birth.
And here she is, folks. Meet Subtle Stonewater, the first baby of gen 5. XD
Crazy chick that I am in love with: LOL! Baby!
HB: *snore* Did someone just have a baby? *snore*
Thanks, ACR! EXACTLY what I needed with a newborn baby in the house. And this is why people hate you.
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That's all folks! I hope you enjoyed!! XD