Stonewater Legacy 3.4
Sorry if the pics seem huge, I was experimenting. Wahahahahaha! XD Plus, this is where I started using InfraView for the Stonewaters so excuse the wonky cropping. XD
Last update: Silver, Kaylynn, and their daughter had to move out. *cries* And so did Cheyanne. And more fires, insanity, elderhood, makeovers, and a new baby named Mistake.
And now:
Though Mistake was a bundle of pooping, useless joy, toddlerhood awaited him through the miracle of InSim.
Unfortunately Castor fails at life and wouldn't age him but only stand holding him until they both had to pee. It must be the jumpsuit I put him in (because his ACTUAL elder clothes made me poo with hatred) cutting off the blood to his poor brain.
So, it was HB's turn!
There ya go!!!! Meet Mistake in all his RIDICULOUSLY CUTE glory!!!
*points* Haha! Old!
Shiva: This isn't me smiling, dear, this is me planning to kill you.
*cough*
After some ridiculously fast skilling, I went insane yet again and used InSim on Mistake again. Poor thing. I just wanted him to be on the same par as his sisters. It seemed only fair.
fsdfhsadkjfhsadjkfhsakdfhasdf!!!!!! Bask in the unending awesome that is his cuteness.
*vomits* STOP IT, YOU CUTE BASTARD!!!!
Why do you insist on coming home with Castor? Especially with the two bolts of attraction he has for you. Shiva will cut you, man! I bet you smell like farts. *nods*
sdfasdfkjasfklajsdfklasjdf!!!!! *falls over dead* Why must you be so cute? Is this fair? If you keep this up, Gilian will cut up your face too.
Not like that's her plan for Sabra.
*cough*
VACATION TIMES!!!! I still dig the suitcases they, apparently, pull from their nethers.
Mistake: Ummmm, excuse me. The door seems to be locked. Dad? Father? Sisters? DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! LET ME IN!
Gilian: *cackles*
Vacation townie: My gay dance, let me show you it!
Cheyanne (who I didn't know could be invited since she was in college): THIS GAY DANCE WILL BECOME MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!
Think I'm joking?
Ah, to be young and standing in the middle of the road playing cops and robbers and/or staring insanely like I was going to cut a bitch.
And now it's time for me to steal an idea from the Graysons The Stonewater's Guide to Vacationing:
1. Do things you could do at home for free and make sure to do it in heels and with an insane smile on your face.
2. Get skin cancer.
3. Insist your brother get skin cancer too.
4. Build a sand castle that looks NOTHING like a sand castle.
5. Have a pillow fight because that NEVER happens ANYWHERE EVER!
6. Destroy your own sand castle in a horrific, terrifying bought of rage but do it gleefully or YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
And all of this will somehow result in a perfect tan. Don't ask me how just go with it. Miss a step and you may die!
Mistake: Nu unh! That ain't no puppy in your pocket! It is FAR too small!
Stupid Vacation Townie (SVT, for short): HELLO! I can't get off this swing because there's a ridiculously cute boy in the way!
Mistake: FAMILY KISS!!! *mwah*
Castor: FSJFDSFJSKLDFJL!!!! *vomits* *coughs* *bleeds* *loses internal organs*
Mistake: What? It's not like I'm infused with evil or anything! STOP LOOKING AT ME!
I'm sorry, what?
I know you were born in college but definitely no babies for you until you graduate!
OCEAN!!!! I have NO IDEA what the look on Santiago's face means.
Cheyanne: So, you're just stuck standing on this swing?
SVT: Yes. I pretty much think I'm going to die here.
Old pedo man: HANG LOOSE!!!!
Mistake: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, what is this evil?
That look NEEDED a close-up, don't you think?
THANK YOU CHEYANNE FOR BRINGING THE FLU WITH YOU FROM COLLEGE!!! Any STDs or cancers you wanna share while you're at it? *hates the sim flu*
Durm, should I inform him that he's ALREADY tan or just let it go?
SVT: URGH! HELLO?! This GIRL has her FACE in my ass!!
Sabra: Why is it so dark?
DAAAAAAAAAAAAWW!!!!
HB and Cheyanne: HANG LOOSE!!!!
ANNOYING, Maxis. I can't get them to stop EVAR!
Santiago: I'M ON THIS FANTASTIC VACATION WITH MY HUSBAND AND CHILDREN AND MY ABS ARE PERFECT AND THE OCEAN IS BEAUTIFUL AND I AM FUCKING UNHAPPY!!!! HELP ME!!!!
Guess who, after 50 million and a half tries, found the map to the hut thingie? XD
Mysterious Whateverthefuck: Fix my shit please so I can make you bitches some snacks!
Santiago: Well, since you asked nicely...
Mistake: *CLEANS, for everything is DIRTY!!!!*
Santiago: This TV represents everything that is wrong with my perfect life! I must STAB IT!
You know, when I go on vacation, I smustle in strangers houses ALL the time.
Mysterious Whateverthefuck: Thanks for fixin' my shit, take this voodoo doll. Use it on yourself for being so unendingly unhappy for no damn reason.
Santiago: Well, if you really want me to...
TOUR TIME! Because I am secretly obsessed with them. *rubs hands together evilly*
GAH! I got the stupid tour thingie wrong and the Stonewaters were given SEA LICE!!! SCREW YOU, MAXIS!
Nothing says "I will be gay with you forever and ever" like sharing sea lice under the sheets.
SVT: OH MY GOD! I've been stuck up here for THREE DAYS! Help me, man! I can't live like this!
Vacation Townie #2: Dude, I don't know you or know where you've been.
SVT: I never imagined myself dying like this.
*cue sad music*
The Stonewaters, who care about SVT's plight REALLY, decided to go home after that. Nothing brings down the mood like a man stuck on a swing mourning his possibly pathetic end.
Mistake: Ummmm, I can't get into the van. Why's the door locked? Dad? Father? ANYBODY? DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!!!
I come home to this. Losers.
DAMN THE FLU!!!
DOUBLE DAMN THE FLU!
No sad I-burnt-my-muffin emoness from Mistake. I heart you like burning!
KAYLYNN!!! *snuggles her crazy head* *pauses* *contemplates* Wait, where the HELL did you come from?
This seems HIGHLY unfair!
Did I mention Mistake was a bitch? He never talks to Castor, only argues. It's beautiful.
Mistake: Oh GAWD! Don't touch me, grandma!!! Like EVER! Not happening!
Shiva: You're quite an evil, horrible child, aren't you? Excellent.
Sabra: Holy crap! I burnt my muffin. Must fight the emo or brother will be mad at me.
Too late!
Mistake: That bitch gonna die!
Why is it that it's ALWAYS creepy old men coming over to take home the little boys crashing at the Stonewater's place?
BIRTHDAY TIME FOR SABRA!! I'm sure you were missing my overusage of cakes. XD
Hmmmm.... interesting. Let's see how you clean up!
*stares for 5 years* OH HOLY GOD IN HEAVEN!!!! What the pretty is that?!!!!
Sabra: Muhahahahaha! Take that, siblings. Drink it ALLLLLLL in!!!
Damn you!
And because I promised myself to wait to share stats until my simlings become teenagers, here they are for Sabra, even if I've already shared them:
Sabra Stonewater
LTW: Some bullshit about 20 pet best friends Become Media Magnate (or however that is spelled).
Aspiration: Popularity.
Stats:
8 Neat
8 Outgoing
9 Active
3 Serious
1 Grouchy
Santiago rolled the want for a bubble blower. I suspect it was to keep the kids occupied because they ran right for it while he went to "relax" in bed with HB.
Mistake: Ugh. This tastes like fish or some shit!
Mistake: Ah well! *tokes up*
Sabra: I'm FLYING! Being high is cool.
Gilian: *incoherent noise*
HB: Oh dear lord! What have we done?!
Because the spontaneous smustling was CLEARLY not annoying enough, spontaneous hula-ing was invented. Thanks Maxis!
Hey, Mistake! YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
Evil muffin eating! Mistake wins at this!
I was happily ignoring Shiva (like I do with ALL my elders, apparently) when she rolled this delightful little want: Fall in love with Cooper HB. WHAT?! You besta back off, bitch!
Gilian falls prey to the tub. She and Cheyanne are definitely Santiago's children.
Mistake: Hey look! Dad's naked and running through the yard with a plate of brownies!
HB: Where? WHERE?!
Mistake: Muahahahahahahaha!!
Even her rage is stunning!
Sabra: Die, muthafucka, die!
Ummmmm..... no comment.
Gilian: PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!! LOOK AT ME! I'M ABOUT TO OVERHEAT! AREN'T I AWESOME?! SHOULDN'T I BE HEIR!
Everyone else: *ignores*
Castor: ...but the joke would've been funny! Don't you like funny?!
Sabra: I don't DO jokes, grandpa. You are DEAD to me now!
My failure cost Shiva her precious whateverthehell job! *cries*
Castor made it all better, though. *snuggles him*
HB: OMG! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! THIS NEVER HAPPENS EVER!
Just when I thought the fires were gone for good.
Gilian: ...and then they have to kiss because that's how she'll pass the lethal poison to him.
Mistake: I don't get it. If the poison is in HER mouth shouldn't it kill her BEFORE she kisses him?
Gilian: ..........STFU, bitch.
Never. Gets. Old.
For me, that is.
Shiva: OH GOD! A FIRE! WHATEVER SHALL I DO??!!!
Toke it up, obviously.
Because the louis hair was bothering me without end, here's HB with his natural hair color. Yes, I was unaware he actually had brown hair. THANKS, LOUIS!
And Santiago decided to change his clothes. Rufus Wainwright for the win, bitches!
YAY! BIRTHDAY!!!!
Well, HELLO Gilian! Aren't you pretty?
GAH! And look at you! WHY ARE YOU ALL DOING THIS TO ME??!!!
Gilian Stonewater
LTW: Have 50 dream dates. (Pffft!)
Aspiration: Pleasure.
Stats:
3 Sloppy
10 Outgoing
9 Active
9 Playful
4 Grouchy
Mistake Stonewater:
LTW: Become Hall of Famer.
Aspiration: Romance.
Stats:
8 Neat
8 Outgoing
9 Active
3 Serious
1 Grouchy
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YAY! An update! I hope you enjoyed. XD Next update, wrongness and teenagerdom! Prepare your spleens!
PS: I may switch to traditional numbering for the Stonewaters, such as 4.1 with the birth of the first 4th gen baby. Just a head's up. XD
Last update: Silver, Kaylynn, and their daughter had to move out. *cries* And so did Cheyanne. And more fires, insanity, elderhood, makeovers, and a new baby named Mistake.
And now:
Though Mistake was a bundle of pooping, useless joy, toddlerhood awaited him through the miracle of InSim.
Unfortunately Castor fails at life and wouldn't age him but only stand holding him until they both had to pee. It must be the jumpsuit I put him in (because his ACTUAL elder clothes made me poo with hatred) cutting off the blood to his poor brain.
So, it was HB's turn!
There ya go!!!! Meet Mistake in all his RIDICULOUSLY CUTE glory!!!
*points* Haha! Old!
Shiva: This isn't me smiling, dear, this is me planning to kill you.
*cough*
After some ridiculously fast skilling, I went insane yet again and used InSim on Mistake again. Poor thing. I just wanted him to be on the same par as his sisters. It seemed only fair.
fsdfhsadkjfhsadjkfhsakdfhasdf!!!!!! Bask in the unending awesome that is his cuteness.
*vomits* STOP IT, YOU CUTE BASTARD!!!!
Why do you insist on coming home with Castor? Especially with the two bolts of attraction he has for you. Shiva will cut you, man! I bet you smell like farts. *nods*
sdfasdfkjasfklajsdfklasjdf!!!!! *falls over dead* Why must you be so cute? Is this fair? If you keep this up, Gilian will cut up your face too.
Not like that's her plan for Sabra.
*cough*
VACATION TIMES!!!! I still dig the suitcases they, apparently, pull from their nethers.
Mistake: Ummmm, excuse me. The door seems to be locked. Dad? Father? Sisters? DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! LET ME IN!
Gilian: *cackles*
Vacation townie: My gay dance, let me show you it!
Cheyanne (who I didn't know could be invited since she was in college): THIS GAY DANCE WILL BECOME MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!
Think I'm joking?
Ah, to be young and standing in the middle of the road playing cops and robbers and/or staring insanely like I was going to cut a bitch.
And now it's time for me to steal an idea from the Graysons The Stonewater's Guide to Vacationing:
1. Do things you could do at home for free and make sure to do it in heels and with an insane smile on your face.
2. Get skin cancer.
3. Insist your brother get skin cancer too.
4. Build a sand castle that looks NOTHING like a sand castle.
5. Have a pillow fight because that NEVER happens ANYWHERE EVER!
6. Destroy your own sand castle in a horrific, terrifying bought of rage but do it gleefully or YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
And all of this will somehow result in a perfect tan. Don't ask me how just go with it. Miss a step and you may die!
Mistake: Nu unh! That ain't no puppy in your pocket! It is FAR too small!
Stupid Vacation Townie (SVT, for short): HELLO! I can't get off this swing because there's a ridiculously cute boy in the way!
Mistake: FAMILY KISS!!! *mwah*
Castor: FSJFDSFJSKLDFJL!!!! *vomits* *coughs* *bleeds* *loses internal organs*
Mistake: What? It's not like I'm infused with evil or anything! STOP LOOKING AT ME!
I'm sorry, what?
I know you were born in college but definitely no babies for you until you graduate!
OCEAN!!!! I have NO IDEA what the look on Santiago's face means.
Cheyanne: So, you're just stuck standing on this swing?
SVT: Yes. I pretty much think I'm going to die here.
Old pedo man: HANG LOOSE!!!!
Mistake: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, what is this evil?
That look NEEDED a close-up, don't you think?
THANK YOU CHEYANNE FOR BRINGING THE FLU WITH YOU FROM COLLEGE!!! Any STDs or cancers you wanna share while you're at it? *hates the sim flu*
Durm, should I inform him that he's ALREADY tan or just let it go?
SVT: URGH! HELLO?! This GIRL has her FACE in my ass!!
Sabra: Why is it so dark?
DAAAAAAAAAAAAWW!!!!
HB and Cheyanne: HANG LOOSE!!!!
ANNOYING, Maxis. I can't get them to stop EVAR!
Santiago: I'M ON THIS FANTASTIC VACATION WITH MY HUSBAND AND CHILDREN AND MY ABS ARE PERFECT AND THE OCEAN IS BEAUTIFUL AND I AM FUCKING UNHAPPY!!!! HELP ME!!!!
Guess who, after 50 million and a half tries, found the map to the hut thingie? XD
Mysterious Whateverthefuck: Fix my shit please so I can make you bitches some snacks!
Santiago: Well, since you asked nicely...
Mistake: *CLEANS, for everything is DIRTY!!!!*
Santiago: This TV represents everything that is wrong with my perfect life! I must STAB IT!
You know, when I go on vacation, I smustle in strangers houses ALL the time.
Mysterious Whateverthefuck: Thanks for fixin' my shit, take this voodoo doll. Use it on yourself for being so unendingly unhappy for no damn reason.
Santiago: Well, if you really want me to...
TOUR TIME! Because I am secretly obsessed with them. *rubs hands together evilly*
GAH! I got the stupid tour thingie wrong and the Stonewaters were given SEA LICE!!! SCREW YOU, MAXIS!
Nothing says "I will be gay with you forever and ever" like sharing sea lice under the sheets.
SVT: OH MY GOD! I've been stuck up here for THREE DAYS! Help me, man! I can't live like this!
Vacation Townie #2: Dude, I don't know you or know where you've been.
SVT: I never imagined myself dying like this.
*cue sad music*
The Stonewaters, who care about SVT's plight REALLY, decided to go home after that. Nothing brings down the mood like a man stuck on a swing mourning his possibly pathetic end.
Mistake: Ummmm, I can't get into the van. Why's the door locked? Dad? Father? ANYBODY? DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!!!
I come home to this. Losers.
DAMN THE FLU!!!
DOUBLE DAMN THE FLU!
No sad I-burnt-my-muffin emoness from Mistake. I heart you like burning!
KAYLYNN!!! *snuggles her crazy head* *pauses* *contemplates* Wait, where the HELL did you come from?
This seems HIGHLY unfair!
Did I mention Mistake was a bitch? He never talks to Castor, only argues. It's beautiful.
Mistake: Oh GAWD! Don't touch me, grandma!!! Like EVER! Not happening!
Shiva: You're quite an evil, horrible child, aren't you? Excellent.
Sabra: Holy crap! I burnt my muffin. Must fight the emo or brother will be mad at me.
Too late!
Mistake: That bitch gonna die!
Why is it that it's ALWAYS creepy old men coming over to take home the little boys crashing at the Stonewater's place?
BIRTHDAY TIME FOR SABRA!! I'm sure you were missing my overusage of cakes. XD
Hmmmm.... interesting. Let's see how you clean up!
*stares for 5 years* OH HOLY GOD IN HEAVEN!!!! What the pretty is that?!!!!
Sabra: Muhahahahaha! Take that, siblings. Drink it ALLLLLLL in!!!
Damn you!
And because I promised myself to wait to share stats until my simlings become teenagers, here they are for Sabra, even if I've already shared them:
Sabra Stonewater
LTW: Some bullshit about 20 pet best friends Become Media Magnate (or however that is spelled).
Aspiration: Popularity.
Stats:
8 Neat
8 Outgoing
9 Active
3 Serious
1 Grouchy
Santiago rolled the want for a bubble blower. I suspect it was to keep the kids occupied because they ran right for it while he went to "relax" in bed with HB.
Mistake: Ugh. This tastes like fish or some shit!
Mistake: Ah well! *tokes up*
Sabra: I'm FLYING! Being high is cool.
Gilian: *incoherent noise*
HB: Oh dear lord! What have we done?!
Because the spontaneous smustling was CLEARLY not annoying enough, spontaneous hula-ing was invented. Thanks Maxis!
Hey, Mistake! YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
Evil muffin eating! Mistake wins at this!
I was happily ignoring Shiva (like I do with ALL my elders, apparently) when she rolled this delightful little want: Fall in love with Cooper HB. WHAT?! You besta back off, bitch!
Gilian falls prey to the tub. She and Cheyanne are definitely Santiago's children.
Mistake: Hey look! Dad's naked and running through the yard with a plate of brownies!
HB: Where? WHERE?!
Mistake: Muahahahahahahaha!!
Even her rage is stunning!
Sabra: Die, muthafucka, die!
Ummmmm..... no comment.
Gilian: PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!! LOOK AT ME! I'M ABOUT TO OVERHEAT! AREN'T I AWESOME?! SHOULDN'T I BE HEIR!
Everyone else: *ignores*
Castor: ...but the joke would've been funny! Don't you like funny?!
Sabra: I don't DO jokes, grandpa. You are DEAD to me now!
My failure cost Shiva her precious whateverthehell job! *cries*
Castor made it all better, though. *snuggles him*
HB: OMG! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! THIS NEVER HAPPENS EVER!
Just when I thought the fires were gone for good.
Gilian: ...and then they have to kiss because that's how she'll pass the lethal poison to him.
Mistake: I don't get it. If the poison is in HER mouth shouldn't it kill her BEFORE she kisses him?
Gilian: ..........STFU, bitch.
Never. Gets. Old.
For me, that is.
Shiva: OH GOD! A FIRE! WHATEVER SHALL I DO??!!!
Toke it up, obviously.
Because the louis hair was bothering me without end, here's HB with his natural hair color. Yes, I was unaware he actually had brown hair. THANKS, LOUIS!
And Santiago decided to change his clothes. Rufus Wainwright for the win, bitches!
YAY! BIRTHDAY!!!!
Well, HELLO Gilian! Aren't you pretty?
GAH! And look at you! WHY ARE YOU ALL DOING THIS TO ME??!!!
Gilian Stonewater
LTW: Have 50 dream dates. (Pffft!)
Aspiration: Pleasure.
Stats:
3 Sloppy
10 Outgoing
9 Active
9 Playful
4 Grouchy
Mistake Stonewater:
LTW: Become Hall of Famer.
Aspiration: Romance.
Stats:
8 Neat
8 Outgoing
9 Active
3 Serious
1 Grouchy
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YAY! An update! I hope you enjoyed. XD Next update, wrongness and teenagerdom! Prepare your spleens!
PS: I may switch to traditional numbering for the Stonewaters, such as 4.1 with the birth of the first 4th gen baby. Just a head's up. XD