Stonewater Legacy 3.3
#1 reason why I can never be in a horror flick: I'm not going to be taken out by a friggin' BAT! And not a baseball bat but the ANIMAL! What am I? A pussy? Makes no sense!
That being said: UPDATE!
Last update: Fire and the birth of Sabra. Not like her birth BROUGHT the fire, I mean. Though, this legacy having a demon baby wouldn't surprise me. O.o
Babies have been boring me as of late (I blame Shiva and her NINE kids) so, as soon as I can, it's CAKE TIMES!!!
*vomits* WHY IS THEIR DAUGHTER SO PRETTY?!!! That's CLEARLY unfair!!!
Katie: *comes for your mortal soul*
Apparently, Katie's soul-taking makes Kaylynn a sad panda. :-(
DURPH! I hope you grow up ugly. SANTIAGO IS HEIR! NOT SILVER!
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW! *cuddles* Damn her.
Not your baby! The household can't get enough of Sabra. It's insanity!
Middle of winter? SWIMMING TIMES!!
It's Sabra's birthday. Can't you just SMELL the excitement?
Despite Santiago's eyes being sorta scary on her, she's purdy!!!
HAHA!!! It's mpreg time for YOU now!!
HB from all the way in the livingroom: *points* HA HA!!!!
Sabra: I am SUFFERING ENDLESSLY over here!!
Kaylynn: OMFG!!! If someone doesn't clean this mess right now I'm going to go fucking insane!!!!
And so she did.
Cheyanne: I'm cuter than that damn Satan baby any day of the week. Hor!
You know you lack love when the only person to show up to your birthday is Kaylynn.
First order of teenager business:
Cheyanne: OMFG!!! I LIVE IN SQUALOR AND FILTH! Will someone PLEASE CLEAN THIS SHIT UP!
Cheyanne after a almost completely unnecessary makeover. Not too bad at all. XD
The kitchen she will leave a rotting stinkhole but OMFG the bathtub NO ONE USES is DISGUSTING and needs cleaned NOW!!!
Artistic hiding of HB's ass or CLEARLY another annoying "pop" picture? YOU decide!
Kaylynn: How DARE you break the bathtub! That's a sin in 15 countries including the country of DON'T BREAK THE FUCKING TUB!
Cheyanne: Cleary I am too pretty to listen to your insane babblings.
As soon as Kaylynn turns away, though:
Cheyanne: My life is such endless suffering. WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Losing battle # 56,0000.
A broken tub does not stop the addiction, folks!
Katie: WRRYYYY!!! I'm only a baby but the weight of nothingness is pressing down upon me!
OMG! Can I PLEASE have whatever it is she's smoking?
If Silver was heir, she would SO be the unholy leader of gen 4. Maybe I can pull an Aardvark. We'll see!
Castor: OMFG! I AM HOME, PEOPLE! HOME!!!!! ISN'T THAT GREAT?!!! PLEASE WORSHIP ME!!!!
No one cares. No one will EVER care!
Kaylynn wins the best mother award. Despite her crazy and depression and the fact she thinks clothing is optional most times.
Happeh birfday, Katie. I like how, with the walls down, you can see Cheyanne making her slow ass way to the cake and a pile of trash someone left. Awesome!
STILL cute, yes, but look closely at that nose. That's what Jeff's nose looks like on a girl. No Aardvark-esque takeover for YOU!
Because what we all needed was a neverending flu epidemic. Thanks!
Santiago decided to grace me with a baby born with hypothermia!!! I didn't get a pic of the baby, because I win at life, but pretend I did and welcome the lovely Gilian into the world!!!
Crowd: YAAAAY!!!! *applauds*
I got new teenage clothes and decided to try them out on Cheyanne. Looks like a slut, yes?
Cheyanne doesn't agree. The short skirt just makes it easier for her to enjoy her bathtub flavored crack.
Kaylynn: *suffers*
This is all she ever does now, folks.
That and boogey down till the break of dawn!!! PARTY OVER HERE, YA'LL!!!!
Santiago: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *cheats*
HB: How fucking dare you, man! That is so uncool! You of ALL people need to clean your colon!
What does that even DO?!
Again.... SO CLOSE!!!
Cheyanne: Why is this whore jumping on my bed?
NONONO! We do NOT drop babies on floor so we can make-out with our flu riddled husbands!!!
That's Gilian on the floor, by the way.
So, here's where my computer lost my mind and I had to do something drastic. *cries*
First, Cheyanne was given a makeover to try new hair and then...
SHIPPED OFF TO COLLEGE! GTFO!!!
And then, for the time being, because there was just so many people in the house and I wanted Santiago to have one more kid, I had to move out Silver and Kaylynn. Don't worry, though. Their crazy never dies and will be back!
Gilian: Mommy? Daddy? It's so cold. And it smeeeeeeells.
Satan's baby's Sabra's birthday! Aren't we all overjoyed by ALL the birthdays?! Yes?
Ummmmmm. Maybe it's too early to call you lovely. We'll just leave it at that. *cough*
WHAT? GET YOUR STUPID ASS INSIDE!!!
This is fun for her. She sickens me! When I was a child, I would've rather pooed in my bed and rolled around in it than MAKE it. What the hell?!
DAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW!!!!
Shiva: I hate you and your face and how you just hand over groceries like you deliver them or something!
I'm not completely sure about this but I don't think groceries go here.
Shiva: I HAVE TO PEE SO FUCKING BAD!!!
Well, that's just too damn bad. Because CLEARLY there are no toilets around you!!!
Another birthday pic? Holy crap! I AM OUTTA CONTROL!!!
Erm. Why do I even HAVE that Peggy hair?
MUCH better! Gilian, ladies and gents!
Castor still does this! Even though I had to recreate him, he never lost his journalling ways.
Today he's writing about a woman he's never met EVAR! Special, isn't he? XD
What is she even doing? Whatever it is ADORABLE!!!! *snuggles her*
GAH!!! *falls out of chair* NEVER DO THAT AGAIN SABRA!!!
HB: *POP!*
Santiago: OMG! Not another fucking kid! *glares*
*CRIES!!!!* CASTOR IS OLD NOW!!!! HIS HOTNESS IS NO MORE!!!
Castor: Fuck you, Miki! *gives the finger*
Okay. Maybe he IS still a little hot, even for an old guy.
Castor: Being old and only half as hot as I was is soooooooooo tiring.
I WILL END YOU!
HB: And there was this one time in band camp...
Castor: Will you look at the time! I have.... ummm.... other, less BORING, places to be.
Shiva still thinks Castor is hot shit. That's all that matters, I guess. Despite a later case of insanity! Foreshadowing? I would NEVER!
DANCING TODDLERS KILL ME WITH CUTENESS!!!
It makes Santiago cry like a bitch, though.
I just thought Santiago was pretty in this pic. I couldn't help myself! *is glad she chose Santiago for heir*
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Families that dance together, stay together.
THE STEREO IS NOT EVEN IN THIS ROOM!!!
This is Gilian's crack, yo. She needs no tub, she just needs a puddle.
FAILURE! Though you can't see it, there's a bottle right next to her! Nevermind the toddler blanket right behind her!
Castor: OMG! This bed is in my way so I can't get to the other bed!
What? WHAT?!!! I give up on you!
*vomits* Oh, Shiva, sweetie! WHAT THE HELL?!
The best I could do for the time being. You're still pretty, babe. XD
Santiago: *SUFFERS!!!!!*
We get it already! You're a pleasure sim and your wants all suck! WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO??!!!!
Shiva: Your pain smells like poo, dear.
She's such a loving mother.
Gilian: UGH! Don't put me in that tub! It smells like my sister's been in it!
*headdesk*
HB: UAHRHARHEIUHIUHEIHARG!!!!!
Santiago: If that son of a bitch doesn't shut up, I will END him!
Wow. I mean, REALLY!
Meet Mistake Stonewater, by the way. Why "Mistake"? Because it was only later I realized I should have named him "Accident" or "ACR-related Fuck Up".
Don't look at me like that.
Now, just to note, here's where I did an experiment and got rid of the eyes I was using for Santiago in hopes he and his offspring would start using my DEFAULT gray eyes, which are darker. No such luck. So, their eyes will be a little freaky for awhile but not too bad. XD
Somewhere amongst the chaos of birth, Gilian grew up! I approve, yes I do!
And after an unneeded makeover, I approve even more!!!
And because I didn't want to leave her out!:
MAKEOVER TIMES FOR SABRA!!! She's actually pretty damn gorgeous, if I say so myself.
Gilian: Damnit! She IS gorgeous! Why that little hor! I won't let that stop me. I will win heir if it's the last thing I do! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
The end.
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Next update: The Stonewaters go on vacation! Will Gilian kill Sabra amongst the waves? Will a man on a swing glitch? Will some stupid idiot who should have stayed in the college sim bin show up and infect everyone with the flu? Tune in next time for answers to those questions and more!!!
That being said: UPDATE!
Last update: Fire and the birth of Sabra. Not like her birth BROUGHT the fire, I mean. Though, this legacy having a demon baby wouldn't surprise me. O.o
Babies have been boring me as of late (I blame Shiva and her NINE kids) so, as soon as I can, it's CAKE TIMES!!!
*vomits* WHY IS THEIR DAUGHTER SO PRETTY?!!! That's CLEARLY unfair!!!
Katie: *comes for your mortal soul*
Apparently, Katie's soul-taking makes Kaylynn a sad panda. :-(
DURPH! I hope you grow up ugly. SANTIAGO IS HEIR! NOT SILVER!
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW! *cuddles* Damn her.
Not your baby! The household can't get enough of Sabra. It's insanity!
Middle of winter? SWIMMING TIMES!!
It's Sabra's birthday. Can't you just SMELL the excitement?
Despite Santiago's eyes being sorta scary on her, she's purdy!!!
HAHA!!! It's mpreg time for YOU now!!
HB from all the way in the livingroom: *points* HA HA!!!!
Sabra: I am SUFFERING ENDLESSLY over here!!
Kaylynn: OMFG!!! If someone doesn't clean this mess right now I'm going to go fucking insane!!!!
And so she did.
Cheyanne: I'm cuter than that damn Satan baby any day of the week. Hor!
You know you lack love when the only person to show up to your birthday is Kaylynn.
First order of teenager business:
Cheyanne: OMFG!!! I LIVE IN SQUALOR AND FILTH! Will someone PLEASE CLEAN THIS SHIT UP!
Cheyanne after a almost completely unnecessary makeover. Not too bad at all. XD
The kitchen she will leave a rotting stinkhole but OMFG the bathtub NO ONE USES is DISGUSTING and needs cleaned NOW!!!
Artistic hiding of HB's ass or CLEARLY another annoying "pop" picture? YOU decide!
Kaylynn: How DARE you break the bathtub! That's a sin in 15 countries including the country of DON'T BREAK THE FUCKING TUB!
Cheyanne: Cleary I am too pretty to listen to your insane babblings.
As soon as Kaylynn turns away, though:
Cheyanne: My life is such endless suffering. WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Losing battle # 56,0000.
A broken tub does not stop the addiction, folks!
Katie: WRRYYYY!!! I'm only a baby but the weight of nothingness is pressing down upon me!
OMG! Can I PLEASE have whatever it is she's smoking?
If Silver was heir, she would SO be the unholy leader of gen 4. Maybe I can pull an Aardvark. We'll see!
Castor: OMFG! I AM HOME, PEOPLE! HOME!!!!! ISN'T THAT GREAT?!!! PLEASE WORSHIP ME!!!!
No one cares. No one will EVER care!
Kaylynn wins the best mother award. Despite her crazy and depression and the fact she thinks clothing is optional most times.
Happeh birfday, Katie. I like how, with the walls down, you can see Cheyanne making her slow ass way to the cake and a pile of trash someone left. Awesome!
STILL cute, yes, but look closely at that nose. That's what Jeff's nose looks like on a girl. No Aardvark-esque takeover for YOU!
Because what we all needed was a neverending flu epidemic. Thanks!
Santiago decided to grace me with a baby born with hypothermia!!! I didn't get a pic of the baby, because I win at life, but pretend I did and welcome the lovely Gilian into the world!!!
Crowd: YAAAAY!!!! *applauds*
I got new teenage clothes and decided to try them out on Cheyanne. Looks like a slut, yes?
Cheyanne doesn't agree. The short skirt just makes it easier for her to enjoy her bathtub flavored crack.
Kaylynn: *suffers*
This is all she ever does now, folks.
That and boogey down till the break of dawn!!! PARTY OVER HERE, YA'LL!!!!
Santiago: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *cheats*
HB: How fucking dare you, man! That is so uncool! You of ALL people need to clean your colon!
What does that even DO?!
Again.... SO CLOSE!!!
Cheyanne: Why is this whore jumping on my bed?
NONONO! We do NOT drop babies on floor so we can make-out with our flu riddled husbands!!!
That's Gilian on the floor, by the way.
So, here's where my computer lost my mind and I had to do something drastic. *cries*
First, Cheyanne was given a makeover to try new hair and then...
SHIPPED OFF TO COLLEGE! GTFO!!!
And then, for the time being, because there was just so many people in the house and I wanted Santiago to have one more kid, I had to move out Silver and Kaylynn. Don't worry, though. Their crazy never dies and will be back!
Gilian: Mommy? Daddy? It's so cold. And it smeeeeeeells.
Satan's baby's Sabra's birthday! Aren't we all overjoyed by ALL the birthdays?! Yes?
Ummmmmm. Maybe it's too early to call you lovely. We'll just leave it at that. *cough*
WHAT? GET YOUR STUPID ASS INSIDE!!!
This is fun for her. She sickens me! When I was a child, I would've rather pooed in my bed and rolled around in it than MAKE it. What the hell?!
DAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW!!!!
Shiva: I hate you and your face and how you just hand over groceries like you deliver them or something!
I'm not completely sure about this but I don't think groceries go here.
Shiva: I HAVE TO PEE SO FUCKING BAD!!!
Well, that's just too damn bad. Because CLEARLY there are no toilets around you!!!
Another birthday pic? Holy crap! I AM OUTTA CONTROL!!!
Erm. Why do I even HAVE that Peggy hair?
MUCH better! Gilian, ladies and gents!
Castor still does this! Even though I had to recreate him, he never lost his journalling ways.
Today he's writing about a woman he's never met EVAR! Special, isn't he? XD
What is she even doing? Whatever it is ADORABLE!!!! *snuggles her*
GAH!!! *falls out of chair* NEVER DO THAT AGAIN SABRA!!!
HB: *POP!*
Santiago: OMG! Not another fucking kid! *glares*
*CRIES!!!!* CASTOR IS OLD NOW!!!! HIS HOTNESS IS NO MORE!!!
Castor: Fuck you, Miki! *gives the finger*
Okay. Maybe he IS still a little hot, even for an old guy.
Castor: Being old and only half as hot as I was is soooooooooo tiring.
I WILL END YOU!
HB: And there was this one time in band camp...
Castor: Will you look at the time! I have.... ummm.... other, less BORING, places to be.
Shiva still thinks Castor is hot shit. That's all that matters, I guess. Despite a later case of insanity! Foreshadowing? I would NEVER!
DANCING TODDLERS KILL ME WITH CUTENESS!!!
It makes Santiago cry like a bitch, though.
I just thought Santiago was pretty in this pic. I couldn't help myself! *is glad she chose Santiago for heir*
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Families that dance together, stay together.
THE STEREO IS NOT EVEN IN THIS ROOM!!!
This is Gilian's crack, yo. She needs no tub, she just needs a puddle.
FAILURE! Though you can't see it, there's a bottle right next to her! Nevermind the toddler blanket right behind her!
Castor: OMG! This bed is in my way so I can't get to the other bed!
What? WHAT?!!! I give up on you!
*vomits* Oh, Shiva, sweetie! WHAT THE HELL?!
The best I could do for the time being. You're still pretty, babe. XD
Santiago: *SUFFERS!!!!!*
We get it already! You're a pleasure sim and your wants all suck! WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO??!!!!
Shiva: Your pain smells like poo, dear.
She's such a loving mother.
Gilian: UGH! Don't put me in that tub! It smells like my sister's been in it!
*headdesk*
HB: UAHRHARHEIUHIUHEIHARG!!!!!
Santiago: If that son of a bitch doesn't shut up, I will END him!
Wow. I mean, REALLY!
Meet Mistake Stonewater, by the way. Why "Mistake"? Because it was only later I realized I should have named him "Accident" or "ACR-related Fuck Up".
Don't look at me like that.
Now, just to note, here's where I did an experiment and got rid of the eyes I was using for Santiago in hopes he and his offspring would start using my DEFAULT gray eyes, which are darker. No such luck. So, their eyes will be a little freaky for awhile but not too bad. XD
Somewhere amongst the chaos of birth, Gilian grew up! I approve, yes I do!
And after an unneeded makeover, I approve even more!!!
And because I didn't want to leave her out!:
MAKEOVER TIMES FOR SABRA!!! She's actually pretty damn gorgeous, if I say so myself.
Gilian: Damnit! She IS gorgeous! Why that little hor! I won't let that stop me. I will win heir if it's the last thing I do! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
The end.
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Next update: The Stonewaters go on vacation! Will Gilian kill Sabra amongst the waves? Will a man on a swing glitch? Will some stupid idiot who should have stayed in the college sim bin show up and infect everyone with the flu? Tune in next time for answers to those questions and more!!!