Stonewater Legacy 2.7
It's been far too long since I updated! I'm so sorry. I meant to update last weekend but I ended up not having any time and updating during the week is near impossible now. So, yeah. I promise to not let it go this long between updates ever again. *nods* I hope you enjoy! XD
Last update: More babies, Rice the cat grew up, all the quads except one turned out to be fugly Christ-stealing monkeys and Santiago experianced alien buttsecks!
Moving on and such.
OLD PEOPLE PDA!!! You know you've been itching your crotch just to see it. Well, look no further.
Chessboard, the forgotten child of last update, stumbles into kidism.
Chessboard: I'M A KID NOW LET'S BE BFF'S FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!!
Shiva cares. No, really. *cough*
Chessboard cleans up nice!!!!! Unfortunately, just like many, MANY others before you, this is as cute as you get. Basically, SIM KID GENETICS LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL THEM ALL!!!!!
Bubble blowing is cooler than your mother. Deal wit it!
Hey there! Whatcha doin?
Chessboard: *hack wheeze sputter dies*
What have we learned?
Chessboard caught the piano disease. Of course he sucks so my ears bled a lot. He didn't care. Bastard.
Safari: UGH! WHY is this bitch in my presense?!
For what do children matter when you have a cat named Rice?!!!
Jeff: I think I married a woman who looked like her once.
Erm.... should I inform him that he's still married to her she's just old as dust now? Or should I let it go?
STOP IT! No abductions for you.
I just like sims heads going through pillows. I'd apologize but I don't roll like that.
STELLAR PARENTING!!!!
After changing one baby and tossing the dirty diaper AND baby onto the floor, it's time to play FAVORITES! YOU MONKEY BASTARD!!
Awwwww. It never gets old for me! EVAR!!! You will always see pics of this, just FYI.
BIRFDAYS! I ACTUALLY bought cakes. It's like the second coming.
Erm... you're going to grow up to disappoint me, aren't you?
Meet Sammie.
CUTE! Meet Shine.
Yes. I ran completely out of "S" names for boys. Leave me be!
Haha! YOU WILL GIVE ME A GIRL CHILD OR DIE!!!
I got the H&M pack and figured their clothes would show pregnancy. I was wrong but ain't Shiva a cutie?
Please, for the love of spam, STOP! YOU HAVE NO TALENT AND YOU SMELL!
Rice: I run this! WHAT WHAT!
*marries Chessboard* It's only illegal if he's real. *nods*
Sammie, why must yo' cheeks be so big? The makeover only slightly helps.
I panicked and thought this was cheesecake. But, no, it's just birfday cake that has been sitting out for five years. Mmmmmm... tasty.
THIS IS SO WRONG!!!!!
I gave Safari a makeover. Ain't she hot? Dare I say, HOTTER THAN YOUR MOM!
*squees* I love when sims snuggle up. XD
FAILURE!!!!! Why must you suck so bad?!
Why must I take pictures like this? And then post them? Awesome.
NOT YOUR BED!!!!!! Is there a hack for this? I mean, fo seriously!
Way to hang out!
Still pregnant! Moving on...
EVERYONE forgets Chessboard is alive. He spends many a day knee deep in potato chips.
Why do sims not recognize a losing battle when they see one?
Safari: *screams for five hours* WHY AM I THE ONE DOING THIS? YOU SUCK, I SUCK, YOUR CATS SUCK, THIS SHOWER SUCKS, YOUR MOM SUCKS!!!!
She manages to stay well-dressed while bitching. It's how she rolls.
Shiva: OMG IT'S THE CAT! I'M GONNA LOVE HIM AND SQUEEZE HIM AND PET HIM!!!
Just say no to drugs, yo.
Or at least just stick to pot.
Safari: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Castor: Well, I'll look this way but I don't see what there is to laugh about.
Castor: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Castor: You just made me fart with rage. Let that be a lesson to you.
A pillow fight?!!!! Surely, you jest.
Chessboard: A+ acheived. I must now run, run like a gazelle!
........alrightie then.
Shine, you are cute and grouchy. This picture makes me squee inside.
Chessboard: A+!!!!!! MY PANTS ARE FULL OF WIN!!!
Castor: Can your pants be full of me?
I'd pretend that was appropriate but, it so wasn't. XD
Safari: URGH! WHY MUST CASTOR EXIST?!
More pillow fighting between the secret gay lovers. Moving on...
Chessboard: My statue brings all the boys to the yard!
It's MILKSHAKE, sweetheart. MILKSHAKE.
*sigh* Why even buy beds at all?
I miss Skye too. *sigh*
Another reason to marry Chessboard? He laughs at the boys he kills during Cops and Robbers. How is that not fantastic husband material?
Ha! The boy glitched and got stuck like that for a sim hour. It was awesome.
CUTE!
Stop it. Not even because she's your mother but because WE GET IT ALREADY! SHE'S HOT!
DAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Rice: Please don't touch me.
I think Shine is trying to kill me dead with cute.
LABORRRRRRR!!!!
Baby! And guess what?! IT'S A GIRL!!!
*headdesk*
ANOTHER GIRL!!! I guess you get what you ask for. Eventually. In abundance. Damn game. Fucking James Potter!
What, I can't blame a fictional character? Well, fuck you too!
Baby + Floor = OTP!
Shiva gets a makeover! I decided she should look classy yet slutty. I succeeded, y/y?
Shiva: Being a classy slut is so exhausting.
When i set flies on your ass, you'll wonder why. This is it. Right here.
Awwww. Sammie loves mommy. But, how could you not? XD
Shiva: Godwhymusteverythingsuck!
In other news, I love bruno's lipsticks.
Alcoholic. Yummy.
Castor: Hey Chieco, how's it hangin'?
Chieco: "How's it hangin'?" Bitch, I should shoot you!
Shiva: This man I love, oh yes.
Castor: *cries like the bitch he is*
Shiva: *drinks*
Apparently, alcoholism is either infectious or genetic. You decide!
Rice scared Shiva! I have NO IDEA pets could do that. My life has now come full circle.
Alcohol makes the heart grow fonder.
She's teaching him to be meaner. That's my girl. XD
GAH! Shine grew up. What the gay?
Oh, Maxis. My love for you grows more every day.
Preeeeeety! Let's hope the cheeks stay okay. *nods*
Chessboard: YOU WANT THIS TOY WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE IT I RULE THE SCHOOL!!!
This was his last memory before childhood. Awesome.
Sammie grew up into complete and utter wrongness from head to toe!!! DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN!!!
Better! Except, I kept forgetting those lashes looks like eyeliner. Oh well. A little girlyness hurts no one!
*cough*
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Anyhoo, yes! This update is complete. I wanted to make it longer, so as to be on gen 3 already but, I couldn't without making everyone die in the face with pictures. So, yes. I want to update again this weekend since I failed so hard and it's been far too long but, we'll see. I've been lacking time because of a bunch of real life stuff going on. Sorry about that. I'll try harder.
Next update: Will the girls disappoint or rip heirdom from Santiago? We shall see. XD
Last update: More babies, Rice the cat grew up, all the quads except one turned out to be fugly Christ-stealing monkeys and Santiago experianced alien buttsecks!
Moving on and such.
OLD PEOPLE PDA!!! You know you've been itching your crotch just to see it. Well, look no further.
Chessboard, the forgotten child of last update, stumbles into kidism.
Chessboard: I'M A KID NOW LET'S BE BFF'S FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!!
Shiva cares. No, really. *cough*
Chessboard cleans up nice!!!!! Unfortunately, just like many, MANY others before you, this is as cute as you get. Basically, SIM KID GENETICS LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL THEM ALL!!!!!
Bubble blowing is cooler than your mother. Deal wit it!
Hey there! Whatcha doin?
Chessboard: *hack wheeze sputter dies*
What have we learned?
Chessboard caught the piano disease. Of course he sucks so my ears bled a lot. He didn't care. Bastard.
Safari: UGH! WHY is this bitch in my presense?!
For what do children matter when you have a cat named Rice?!!!
Jeff: I think I married a woman who looked like her once.
Erm.... should I inform him that he's still married to her she's just old as dust now? Or should I let it go?
STOP IT! No abductions for you.
I just like sims heads going through pillows. I'd apologize but I don't roll like that.
STELLAR PARENTING!!!!
After changing one baby and tossing the dirty diaper AND baby onto the floor, it's time to play FAVORITES! YOU MONKEY BASTARD!!
Awwwww. It never gets old for me! EVAR!!! You will always see pics of this, just FYI.
BIRFDAYS! I ACTUALLY bought cakes. It's like the second coming.
Erm... you're going to grow up to disappoint me, aren't you?
Meet Sammie.
CUTE! Meet Shine.
Yes. I ran completely out of "S" names for boys. Leave me be!
Haha! YOU WILL GIVE ME A GIRL CHILD OR DIE!!!
I got the H&M pack and figured their clothes would show pregnancy. I was wrong but ain't Shiva a cutie?
Please, for the love of spam, STOP! YOU HAVE NO TALENT AND YOU SMELL!
Rice: I run this! WHAT WHAT!
*marries Chessboard* It's only illegal if he's real. *nods*
Sammie, why must yo' cheeks be so big? The makeover only slightly helps.
I panicked and thought this was cheesecake. But, no, it's just birfday cake that has been sitting out for five years. Mmmmmm... tasty.
THIS IS SO WRONG!!!!!
I gave Safari a makeover. Ain't she hot? Dare I say, HOTTER THAN YOUR MOM!
*squees* I love when sims snuggle up. XD
FAILURE!!!!! Why must you suck so bad?!
Why must I take pictures like this? And then post them? Awesome.
NOT YOUR BED!!!!!! Is there a hack for this? I mean, fo seriously!
Way to hang out!
Still pregnant! Moving on...
EVERYONE forgets Chessboard is alive. He spends many a day knee deep in potato chips.
Why do sims not recognize a losing battle when they see one?
Safari: *screams for five hours* WHY AM I THE ONE DOING THIS? YOU SUCK, I SUCK, YOUR CATS SUCK, THIS SHOWER SUCKS, YOUR MOM SUCKS!!!!
She manages to stay well-dressed while bitching. It's how she rolls.
Shiva: OMG IT'S THE CAT! I'M GONNA LOVE HIM AND SQUEEZE HIM AND PET HIM!!!
Just say no to drugs, yo.
Or at least just stick to pot.
Safari: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Castor: Well, I'll look this way but I don't see what there is to laugh about.
Castor: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Castor: You just made me fart with rage. Let that be a lesson to you.
A pillow fight?!!!! Surely, you jest.
Chessboard: A+ acheived. I must now run, run like a gazelle!
........alrightie then.
Shine, you are cute and grouchy. This picture makes me squee inside.
Chessboard: A+!!!!!! MY PANTS ARE FULL OF WIN!!!
Castor: Can your pants be full of me?
I'd pretend that was appropriate but, it so wasn't. XD
Safari: URGH! WHY MUST CASTOR EXIST?!
More pillow fighting between the secret gay lovers. Moving on...
Chessboard: My statue brings all the boys to the yard!
It's MILKSHAKE, sweetheart. MILKSHAKE.
*sigh* Why even buy beds at all?
I miss Skye too. *sigh*
Another reason to marry Chessboard? He laughs at the boys he kills during Cops and Robbers. How is that not fantastic husband material?
Ha! The boy glitched and got stuck like that for a sim hour. It was awesome.
CUTE!
Stop it. Not even because she's your mother but because WE GET IT ALREADY! SHE'S HOT!
DAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Rice: Please don't touch me.
I think Shine is trying to kill me dead with cute.
LABORRRRRRR!!!!
Baby! And guess what?! IT'S A GIRL!!!
*headdesk*
ANOTHER GIRL!!! I guess you get what you ask for. Eventually. In abundance. Damn game. Fucking James Potter!
What, I can't blame a fictional character? Well, fuck you too!
Baby + Floor = OTP!
Shiva gets a makeover! I decided she should look classy yet slutty. I succeeded, y/y?
Shiva: Being a classy slut is so exhausting.
When i set flies on your ass, you'll wonder why. This is it. Right here.
Awwww. Sammie loves mommy. But, how could you not? XD
Shiva: Godwhymusteverythingsuck!
In other news, I love bruno's lipsticks.
Alcoholic. Yummy.
Castor: Hey Chieco, how's it hangin'?
Chieco: "How's it hangin'?" Bitch, I should shoot you!
Shiva: This man I love, oh yes.
Castor: *cries like the bitch he is*
Shiva: *drinks*
Apparently, alcoholism is either infectious or genetic. You decide!
Rice scared Shiva! I have NO IDEA pets could do that. My life has now come full circle.
Alcohol makes the heart grow fonder.
She's teaching him to be meaner. That's my girl. XD
GAH! Shine grew up. What the gay?
Oh, Maxis. My love for you grows more every day.
Preeeeeety! Let's hope the cheeks stay okay. *nods*
Chessboard: YOU WANT THIS TOY WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE IT I RULE THE SCHOOL!!!
This was his last memory before childhood. Awesome.
Sammie grew up into complete and utter wrongness from head to toe!!! DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN!!!
Better! Except, I kept forgetting those lashes looks like eyeliner. Oh well. A little girlyness hurts no one!
*cough*
---------------------------------------------------
Anyhoo, yes! This update is complete. I wanted to make it longer, so as to be on gen 3 already but, I couldn't without making everyone die in the face with pictures. So, yes. I want to update again this weekend since I failed so hard and it's been far too long but, we'll see. I've been lacking time because of a bunch of real life stuff going on. Sorry about that. I'll try harder.
Next update: Will the girls disappoint or rip heirdom from Santiago? We shall see. XD