Comments | mikelesq: Nominees for this year's Bad Sex in Fiction Award

mikelesq

Nov 21, 2012 00:14

Oh, the pain....

( Cut for horrible, horrible erotica: )

Comments 1

venus_blue November 25 2012, 23:18:58 UTC

his tongue is twelve feet long

To be fair, if this were accurate, he'd be a very satisfactory fanfiction lover.

Also, wow.