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[mikeatchley]

the temptation. i opened my e-mail to find a spam i can't delete. i stare at it in disbelief so curious as to what the contents are... but i won't open it. i know better. but its driving me mad.

the subject is: obese grandstand crouch gaseous

hmmm... what are you?

so damn tempting.

Comments

[awildmoodswing]

open open open!!!!! Heh what is the worst that could happen *ducks lighning bolt*

[mikeatchley]

heh, he obviously was trying everything to get past my filters.

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[awildmoodswing]

BWAHAHAHAAAA heh gotta love the intentional typos to get past the filters... Maybe you should buy some, just cause..

[mikeatchley]

i would if i knew how to spell it the right way.

[stevenhart]

That's impressive. You want to think that it was done merely to bypass the filters. Of course, I have coworkers that spell about that well.

I'm particularly amused by the people/"businesses" that send spam like that. Yeah, that's going to improve your chances of me purchasing your product...typing that looks like a 6 month old monkey was repeatedly hitting the keyboard with an overripe banana.

[mikeatchley]

heh, heh, heh! :)

yeah. i like the ones that have sdklajhflsdflsakdlkfjowoeo as the subject. what a bunch of stupid bastards. you'd figure instead of wasting money on "market research" and used it on "psychology" they may get better results. as they have no idea about my weight, gender, or age to begin with.

to them i'm a 70 year old, disabled pervert, who is limp and wants breast enlargements.

[oh_fushia]

"to them i'm a 70 year old, disabled pervert, who is limp and wants breast enlargements."

you are so fuckin hot right now, mikey

[mikeatchley]

you know it. where's my metamucil?

[mr_d]

Dude, but there was nothing about making your penis bigger or how to earn millions from home. What a jip.

[mikeatchley]

my thoughts exactly homie.

at least something like my favorite from yesterday

subject: germans licking mike

now that's kinda cool

[assist]

:0

[brotherscruel]

ha ha ha ha

[dragon_smoke]

My favorite recently-

"HELP! ALIENS GREW MY COCK OVERNIGHT!!!"

LOL!!!! That doesn't sound like a problem to me...