Comments | mike502: VANESSA!

mike502

VANESSA!

Sep 22, 2006 00:36

I'm gonna kill you for leaving, you are taking a long ass time to reply! And nobody else is on!

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smoke_screen September 22 2006, 04:45:08 UTC

asswipe i replied.

i've been sitting here waiting for you to

mike502 September 22 2006, 04:53:12 UTC

bs! i didn't see it at all! lemme check again!

mike502 September 22 2006, 04:54:35 UTC

nope it still says I replied last!

smoke_screen September 22 2006, 04:57:25 UTC

ok. so i'm not gettin the emails. so now i have to hit refresh on lj then! damn stupid thing.

are you still on dial up??

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smoke_screen September 22 2006, 05:45:16 UTC

the weather here is really strange. it got hot, then it got cold all over again and now it's hot. i have the aircon on in the office so i feel all fresh

mike502 September 22 2006, 05:46:57 UTC

Turn it down low, so youre nipples will poke out, then you'll have lotsa clients in today haha, they'd just walk through the mall going, hey go in there, you can totally see that girls nipples. YOU'D BE THE MOST POPULAR GIRL IN THE MALL FOR A DAY!!!!

smoke_screen September 22 2006, 05:56:52 UTC

THE LAST THING I WANT IS MORE CLIENTS. i am suffering from pms so im irrationally ragelike and want to smack someone over the head really bad

mike502 September 22 2006, 05:58:44 UTC

lol holy shit. hahahahaha. sucks for you. thats why I'm glad I'm a guy! if I was there I'd think about letting you hit me. but not really. since i'm a pussy like that.

go hit some random dude, or dress real slutty and hope someone says something to you so you can pop em haha. i've got the best ideas!

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smoke_screen September 22 2006, 06:22:49 UTC

THE CLOSEST THING YOU COULD GRAB HERE ARE BROCHURES

YOU AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME PANSY!

mike502 September 22 2006, 06:23:53 UTC

HAHAHAHA, WELL THE BROCHURES COME IN A BIGGER BOX OR CONTAINER RIGHT? YEP, THATS WHAT I'M THROWING, AND THEN YOU WILL CRY AND MAKE ME FEEL BAD, THEN I'LL ONLY SLAP YOU AROUND A LITTLE AFTERWARDS HA!

smoke_screen September 22 2006, 06:25:21 UTC

hahaha. NO. THE ONLY WAY YOU COULD DO ME HARM IS PAPER CUTS! HAHAHA.

I WOULD GIVE YOU THE BIGGEST BITCHSLAP AND BEFORE YOU RECOVER AND STOMP ON YOUR FEET.

THAT'S HARDCORE RIGHT THERE!

mike502 September 22 2006, 06:27:24 UTC

Hahahaha! WELL TO COUNTER THAT, I'D JUST PULL OUT MY PENIS, THEN YOU'D TOTALLY GO INTO PENIS ENVY AND BE UNDER MY CONTROL! THEN I COULD DO WHAT I WANTED!

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somebodypinchme September 27 2006, 14:36:13 UTC

mike you are gross.