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[mikangirl]

[This is one hell of a week, Luceti. But if this town does anything right, it supplies alcohol that can actually get her drunk

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[not_a_bluesbro]

[Sup, everyone, my bff got mallynapped and a bunch of people got hurt so I'm over here drinking my woes away. He's dealt with the idiot getting kidnapped by droids before, but it still calls for a shot of whiskey. Or two. Or three.

Just give me a bottle, bartender.]

[oda_hates_me]

And get worse again. [He left his optimism at home, Wolfwood, though he doesn't sound mean-spirited in his reminder -- just frank]

Gotta love life and all its shitty surprises.

[not_a_bluesbro]

Well, of course. Life's life.

[Giving you a once-over. How much you've been drinking? :|a]

At least it makes for good excuses to drink the night away.

[oda_hates_me]

[smiiiiirk] I'll drink to that.

[Mmm alcohol. Bless you blue shit. He'll take a sip straight out of the bottle - not exactly gentleman-like but Wolfwood's no lady]

[not_a_bluesbro]

[Have a smirk right back at ya'] Beee careful-wouldn't want you to get a hangover that's bad enough to interrupt my breakfast tomorrow at Seventh Heaven.

[oda_hates_me]

[Scoff] Tch. You're talkin' to a professional, shithead. [You think he hasn't cooked intoxicated before? Or during a hangover?]

You'll get your... [Pause. He wants to use just the right adjective to describe this] ... your.... shitty food.

[The word shit: king of versatility]

[not_a_bluesbro]

...

Woooow. You are so drunk.

[Not that he didn't already surmise, but still.

And here I am hovering at tipsy.]

Should I get you a thesaurus?

[oda_hates_me]

[You didn't drink the blue stuff, weakling.]

Only so I can shove it up your ass.

[not_a_bluesbro]

Hey, hey, now you're just being mean-I was just being helpful.

[snerk]

I'm not going to find you sleeping in the fountain in the morning, am I?

[Because I will work on that goal, myself.

GLUG GLUG]

[oda_hates_me]

And leave the very figure of perfection to drink alone? [Sir, are you mad]

Of course not, shithead! Any gentleman worth his sea legs sleeps after the lady's had her fill! [Sense, I speak it. I also drink it, when it's the color blue]

[not_a_bluesbro]

Me, figure of perfection? [teehee] You're too kind.

[Sure, he knows you're talking about Nami, but you're drunk and therefore even more funny to poke at.]

I gotta say, though, I'm not much of a lady~

[oda_hates_me]

You? [Kicking your chair, none too gently. B|] You're a perfect example of a piece of shit, Wolf.

[not_a_bluesbro]

Oh, like you're much different.

[Kicking yours, but with a friendly, gentle air about it, while taking a drag from a cigarette.]

You're so mean to your friends-I'm crushed.

[oda_hates_me]

Of course mm-- I'm different!

[He points an accusing finger Wolfwood's way, just barely managing not to sway in the process]

And you're smilin' a lot for someone who's crushed, I see.

[not_a_bluesbro]

[heheheheh, lovely]

Definitely different. I, for example, could actually walk in a perfect straight line while reciting the alphabet.

[oda_hates_me]

[Whelp, we all know where this is gonna go]

... That your idea of a challenge?