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[mightymorbid]

All right, I have to ask.

What season? I'm going to regret it once I hear the answer, I'm sure, but I need to know what crazy corner of the globe it is that's celebrating something right now, so I know just what brand of revolting holiday cheer I'm going to be avoiding.

I get it I GET IT.

You people make me sick.

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[beam_me]

St. Valentine's Day! You and the bird gonna pucker up for a special night or something?

[mightymorbid]

...So you just assume I celebrate random massacres?

I'm an engineer, not a history major, dammit!

[beam_me]

What? What massacre?!

[mightymorbid]

One of us is confused, and I'm not sure who. You should elaborate.

NOT COMMENTING, SCOTTY

[gotgreenmagic]

Valentine's Day is for dorks who are crushing on other dorks to give each other overpriced candy and admit their undying love.

Or for people who already have boyfriends/girlfriends/spouses/whatever to feel smug. Mileage varies.

WHY NOT, LOVE? I THINK YOU WANT TO. YOU REALLY REALLY WANT TO.

[beam_me]

[theoriginalbamf]

Valentine's Day. It's a romantic holiday where lovers exchange presents and celebrate love.

[rayney_day]

I don't think we run on any kind of schedule, but the above wouldn't surprise me...

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[parttimejob]

I obviously missed something. Are you... going to be alright?

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[mightymorbid]

I hate him.

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[parttimejob]

Understandable. He's a bit pig-headed.

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[mightymorbid]

I'll get him. At present I don't have a single method that's not self-destructive in some way, but it'll happen.